KenpoTex
Senior Master
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love And now that
you've come into my life .
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life . . ..
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . . .
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go . . .
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry . .
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . . .
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ... . .
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it'! s time to keep your
promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time . .
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you . .
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . . .
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket . . .
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
Birthday
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(inside card).... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and
West Virginia
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder. . .
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day! . . .
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
you've come into my life .
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life . . ..
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . . .
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go . . .
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry . .
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . . .
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me ... . .
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it'! s time to keep your
promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time . .
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you . .
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . . .
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket . . .
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
Birthday
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(inside card).... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and
West Virginia
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder. . .
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day! . . .
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
