KenpoTex
Senior Master
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet,"said the
little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ill about this so he goes to feed the chickens,
and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a
cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't get any bacon for a week either I also saw you kick the
cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet,"said the
little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ill about this so he goes to feed the chickens,
and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a
cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't get any bacon for a week either I also saw you kick the
cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his
mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
