Chris Parker

Well Alice I like your way of looking at hedonism from the other side of the mirror I shall continue my search for the one true altruist and who knows I am pleased though that you are fine and dandy though I took you for neither a fop nor a dandy Christopher though there is nothing wrong with a boy that is sartorially clever. And you know you can rely on no sympathy from me lol. No I am joking, tell me has your finger grown suddenly? Does the end joint glow or do you have an urge to phone home? I hope your harem nurture you properly and you do not let them away with anything. Keep them bound in their place Christopher. Nothing else for it yes? I will send healing in the binaries of this e-memorandum Envisage a white ball of healing light...

Again I am glad these seductions are purely collateral to your adventuring Christopher ha. Ah I wonder are we not all pure hedonists Christopher? I have yet to unearth the one true altruist that is not forced through the hedonism of ego to act even in charitable ways. Though it is no slur to be a hedonist. And it is fun besides Anyways I wish that you were better than well enough. If I can help to make that so, let me know else I hope when I hear from you again you are better than well enough yes?

Goodness Christopher, you you have come over all bardic, perhaps philosophical, though it is very pleasant I will say Fine wines I am afraid I can claim no expertise about and but good food and stimulating company I understand. And so you come replete with education and experience and you play the adventurer and seducer Casanova? ha. Or maybe you are a wolf sleek and dandied prowling for what whets your tastebuds lol. I hope regarding your education passing on, that you are not a mere conduit to the next generation and but reap fully the fun that wisdom brings I am certain that is true. I know you are a pure hedonist Christopher I enjoyed your little missive. I will look forward to more as and when you see fit Hope you are well?

Well then good that you are an educated boy Christopher, that allows a perspective on things that inexperience does not permit. I wonder then how adept are you at sharing your accumulated wisdom. Ah risk yes, and but not with people. I am too measured and wary because of the things before and but really what is life anyway but one risk following another, yes? No sir I would not be your teacher pet. I was perhaps effortlessly competent at school haha. Or maybe not. How were you at school Christopher? Were you leader of the pack of cool goth boys who wore their hair over their eyes? And you have taken back your crown from Vancouver eh? Well I have never been to either. Though Canada I vow never return to. Melbourne on the other hand...

I think we may think we do not judge the text by the jacket and but in a shop of novels, we are drawn first to the one with the appealing cover, no? Anyway I like taking chances on authors I have not heard of. That is a risk and but no reward without risk I think. And you have many theories on attraction of the sexes? I should like to hear those. Yes even if it takes years. I intend to be here for some years yet no matter what so go ahead, I am attentive and have my arms folded and am sitting up straight and paying proper due attention Oh yes please send heat. And colour. London is drained at the moment. Only so much as you can spare though. I want Melbourne to remain enjoyable for you Christopher of course!

Well I would keep my views on deSade to myself and but yes I appreciate that you have looked beyond the headlines. That is prudent Christopher in all things I think. And well, men should remain as complex as ever particularly when it comes to pretty ladies. Taking the advice of one's biological judgement when it and one's pragmatic logic are at odds are what make some men open to exploitation by those pretty ladies. Though some, I know would want it so! And but I trust you are not so easily swayed. Nevertheless that you have found time for what you love is vital and I am glad about that Christopher. As for how the world treats me, there is nothing I can do about it other than playing its game as though I enjoy it and hope it eventually finds some other toy to amuse itself. And well, I hope you are having a good weekend there. It is rainy here. I wonder why there is no summer as I remember it.

Yes I have read much of the Marquis and would say no more on it As for not worrying too much about men, I promise I generally do regard that as prudent advice! And I think men are equally as complex as ladies of course though have differing means of attainment for whatever they are seeking I think. And but I am glad you are rather well and to busy in useful toil I think there is nothing better and so I am glad for that. And me? the world treats me as it sees fit and that is that is enough about that I think and but thank you for asking Christopher, I hope all is good there for a profitable weekend.

Is it not right that all that time expended in acquainting yourself with X23, might have been better employed in familiarising yourself with a real thinking feeling Aussie version of the character (though one I daresay with slightly less exaggerated um.. features) I think I do not understand men sometimes! I hope you are well Christopher?

Red Dwarf was one of my favourite old sci-fi and but you have surpassed yourself a bigger British TV sci-fi fan than I am! X23 well I had to look that up. And this is your favourite character? And you would of course tell me there is more to that than the superficial, yes And you like to use rocks on young ladies? Depending upon how you mean "rock" Christopher, either you are violently sociopathic were that to be taken literally, you are one of those much feared Melbourne cocaine dealers, or you are inclined towards eternal marriage, none of which I think seem the more likely, hmm.. Oh well, you will have to remain a puzzle to me Christopher I think .

I think the reference is lost Christopher and so you must enlighten me! And I think you should suggest to your friend who is yelling while the rest of the world is asleep, that it is she who must settle down a little! As for just picking someone, I think that is not such prudent advice. Well unless your choice is vast. Though I suppose these things are not set in stone and you can always change your mind at a later point. And yes, perhaps the whetstone is more of a threat than an actual blade. I think if you spatter it a little with rose madder paint then it is leaving the uncertainty of who you are to be carrying a crimsoned whetstone in the mind of whomever observes you with it ha

I think you should carry on hanging with the models Christopher for I am a mere electrical ghost in your whole entire bandwidth. Though as to finding a foil to your intellect, prudence would suggest you do indeed widen your search beyond those Melbourne catwalks that you are famed for haunting! I hope you are well this day Christopher. Stay sharp, as you bladesmen say! Jx

Well should fortune shine upon you tomorrow, perhaps you should not disregard models because they are tall and lean, as their being tall and lean does not preclude any of the other traits you levitate towards. Do not close your mind and I am sure you will find your forever happiness Christopher. As for maintaining your faculties it is surely just a matter of stimulating your brain according to its preferences yes? And in that we are all different I guess, Jx

I hope you maintain your faculties for ever Christopher. Though I think these things are often dependent upon exercising them. So no more slouching in front of your TV with a can of XXXX gawping open mouthed at Australia's Next Top Model I am just joking. I mean, I hope I am just joking yes?

I am happy you are well Christopher and you do not mock your faculties or take them for granted instead exercise and utilise your mind and body as much as possible. It is good you are having fun with your compadres as that will ensure your sanity I think Let me know what is what when you get time yes?

Eek those are the words Christopher I fear the most for to slow down would cause those bad things to catch up to me again and so FSA (like the bike parts) it is always. Are you well Christopher? You did not say clearly. I hope you are not still sad. I think your friends and colleagues and admirers should prefer you as a bringer of joy rather than a Mr Morose and so remember (and do not take as granted) you are healthy and compos mentis and so therefore you have the hope of everything, Jx

You can create reality from any thoughts you wish, you only need to know that it will be so. Without this faith people are limited and but still remember not all sweets in the sweetshop are good for the child who wants them. As for tea leaves, Earl Grey, a little milk and a square of 75% dark please and no you would not trust me as a pilot I am afraid I have only half the hours I need to fly you legally and but still, I can drive my car fast. Just not as the crow flies. Well, not intentionally. I am sorry you are saddened Christopher. I will be sad too and keep you company then , I mean Jx

You do not worry a bit Christopher, everyone is well here though I would settle for you standing at the door with a sword lol Haha I like your notions of style and comfort! Yes you will make an admirable travelling companion indeed! Am I also allowed to carry my own tea leaves? (for personal use only you understand ) As for a pilot, who says I cannot fly a helicopter? You did not know that I think All that remains is the destination and that shall be a last minute surprise I hope! Ah see you have cheered me by that, thank you Christopher I hope all is well and you will let me know what you are involved with to keep you occupied yes? Jxx

Yes the likeness must be in the hair I think? I have not seen enough of you to know! And no, I would not demean you or anyone as a butler Christopher and but yes, getting on board; what are we getting on board? A plane to somewhere away from everything, say yes! It is an unpleasant place here just now if you have seen on the news maybe. Well you can bring your maids though when they get catty over you and I will have no part in sorting it Apart from that, how is life treating you? Jx

I could not watch that Christopher because "embedding was disabled" or whatever and but I found it by other means and so you are saying you are like the character in looks or in dress or by the way you brandish your sabre?? In any case thank you for the clip and to fight with that dexterity is quite something I think! As for grocery shopping adventures, man you should come here and be my butler then! I wish I hope this missive finds you well? Jx

Thank you for your wish dear Christopher though it is become a very depressing day I think. Nevertheless yes I am surprised you would go shopping and give fashion appraisals for your ladyfriends! You are quite a catch for their nets!! And yes am image of your sartorial elegance is all I would have of course until I can photoshop half of your face onto some model type out of la settimana della moda though I am not familiar with your reference to Wesley from the Princess Bride?? You would let me know what that is please? And but I do not know if you would agree that the journey is the adventure and the destination is only a temporary transition to the next journey and adventure? That is how I like to see it I hope everything is good Christopher and if not, I hope it is quickly rectified As always, Jxx