Its insane. When I was a rugrat, I played 'war', used that most terrifying of kid weapons, the finger-gun. I also was an affectionate lad, and on a few occations gave the bus-aide a peck on the cheek.
My gods, I was a terrorist and a sex-offender. Damn. Oh wait, I like my caffine and have to take ibuprophen for migraines....I'm a drug addict too.
Someone please lock me up, cuz I present a bigger threat to US Security than Saddam and Osama combined!
Careful though...I've got a nailclipper....better send in the marines!
My gods, I was a terrorist and a sex-offender. Damn. Oh wait, I like my caffine and have to take ibuprophen for migraines....I'm a drug addict too.
Someone please lock me up, cuz I present a bigger threat to US Security than Saddam and Osama combined!
Careful though...I've got a nailclipper....better send in the marines!