Your Mama So Fat

[DeLamar.J]

http://www.killsometime.com/Audio/Funny-Audio.asp?audio=Your-Mama-So-Fat

Turn up volume. :lol:

Your moma is so ugly, when she goes to the beach, cats try to put sand on her. Thats my fave.

 

[DavidCC]

"you momma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died." ROFL

 

[OUMoose]

Why don't we just get off momma's, since I just got off yours....

OHHHHHHHHHHh SNAP!

 

[MA-Caver]

Your momma so fat when I took a walk around her I got lost.

Your momma so fat when she sits in the theater...she sits next to everybody

" " " " her high-school picture was an aerial photograph

" " " " her nickname is "DAMN!"

 

[Chronuss]

...yo' moma's so old....she's in Jesus' year book.

 

[Rynocerous]

Yo' mamma's so fat her belt size is equator!

"""""""" so fat you have to slap the thigh and ride the wave in.

Cheers,

Ryan

 

[KenpoTex]

Your momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in a strip club.

"" "" that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.

"" "" she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

"" "" when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

"" "" when they took her to a beautician, it took 12 hoursfor a quote.