WMD removal

[billc]

Over at bigpeace.com there is a story from A.P. that 550 metric tons of yellow cake uranium was removed from Iraq and sent to canada. This apparently happened in 2008. Hmmmm.

 

[CanuckMA]

Nothing there.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/yellowcake.asp


It was old stuff, already sealed. From the early '90s.

 

[elder999]

...and kind of part of what put the lie to the whole "Tried to obtain uranium in Niger" thing....

 

[crushing]

It was old stuff, already sealed. From the early '90s.

I guess it just doesn't have the shelf half life you'd expect!

:uhyeah:

 

[CanuckMA]

I guess it just doesn't have the shelf half life you'd expect!

:uhyeah:

Well, it did have time to yellow. :roflmao:

 

[CoryKS]

So do we get to invade Canada, yes or no?

 

[Ken Morgan]

So do we get to invade Canada, yes or no?

Dude we would make the absolute best guerrilla fighters against you!!

We speak the same language, we know your history better then you do, we know your government better then you do, we know basketball, baseball and American football as well as you, we eat at McDonalds, Wendy’s, Subway, Starbucks, Taco bell and KFC, we dress the same.

Y’ll git no mileage outta that horse…..

 

[billc]

You'll have to take up the Niger uranium with the British intelligence services. After all, those are the guys who reported that Saddam was trying to get it there.

 

[RandomPhantom700]

Dude we would make the absolute best guerrilla fighters against you!!

We speak the same language, we know your history better then you do, we know your government better then you do, we know basketball, baseball and American football as well as you, we eat at McDonalds, Wendy’s, Subway, Starbucks, Taco bell and KFC, we dress the same.

Y’ll git no mileage outta that horse…..

Yeah, but the first time your guerilla fighters say "about", the gig will be up!

 

[Big Don]

I agree, invade Canada

 

[CoryKS]

Dude we would make the absolute best guerrilla fighters against you!!

We speak the same language, we know your history better then you do, we know your government better then you do, we know basketball, baseball and American football as well as you, we eat at McDonalds, Wendy’s, Subway, Starbucks, Taco bell and KFC, we dress the same.

Y’ll git no mileage outta that horse…..

Canadian guerilla fighters - they'll blend into the community, completely undetectable. And when the timing is right... when you least expect it... they'll glare disdainfully at you and make snide comments under their breath.

 

[ride57]

Here is the msnbc article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25546334/

 

[CanuckMA]

Canadian guerilla fighters - they'll blend into the community, completely undetectable. And when the timing is right... when you least expect it... they'll glare disdainfully at you and make snide comments under their breath.

Strongly worded letters. You forgot that we send strongly worded letters.

And we're invading Holywood. And we managed to dump Celine Dion on you for a great deal of time.

We win

We win!!!!

 

[CoryKS]

Strongly worded letters. You forgot that we send strongly worded letters.

And we're invading Holywood. And we managed to dump Celine Dion on you for a great deal of time.

We win

We win!!!!

Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. You unspeakable bastards.

 

[crushing]

Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. You unspeakable bastards.

Most Americans appreciate Canadian humor (Various SNL alum, Kids in the Hall, both Tom and Red Green) but there are some jokes we just don't get.

 

[Empty Hands]

Dude we would make the absolute best guerrilla fighters against you!!

We speak the same language, we know your history better then you do, we know your government better then you do, we know basketball, baseball and American football as well as you, we eat at McDonalds, Wendy’s, Subway, Starbucks, Taco bell and KFC, we dress the same.

Y’ll git no mileage outta that horse…..

Nope, the beady eyes and flapping heads give it away every time.

 

[Bruno@MT]

Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. You unspeakable bastards.

That's a war crime, right there.
I am [utting you up to anything, but nuclear retaliation would only be fair.


Justin ****ing bieber...

 

[5-0 Kenpo]

Don't forget Bryan Adams!!!

 

[CanuckMA]

Celine Dion and Justin Bieber. You unspeakable bastards.

A lot of our garbage we truck to Michigan. Some of it just flies back and forth.

 

[CoryKS]

Don't forget Bryan Adams!!!

And Nickelback. My god, Canada is waging a full-scale campaign of musical terrorism.