Why keeping summoned beings as pets is a bad idea

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Why keeping summoned beings
as pets is a bad idea​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1.They may be cute and cuddly when they're little, but they tend to grow. Fast. To something large. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2. You can't flush your overgrown summoned pet down the toilet and no pound will take one. (Trust me on this one. ) [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3. Unless you spay or neuter them, they will breed, quickly. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4. Good luck trying to find a vet that will spay or neuter one... [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5. The feeding costs are astronomical. New Age shops are very expensive. Oh, sorry, I meant "astrological". [/FONT]

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lol i found this a long time ago and rediscovered it today and i thought i'd share. :ultracool