What women really want....

[Rob Broad]

just to stir the pot...and get myself into a lot of trouble...

this is a link one of my tkd instructors put up on his and his wife's website for his wedding...(it's suppose to be funny...so don't hurt me)

http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/housewife.jpg

I have to print that sevral times and place it all over the house so she might get the hint.

 

[Feisty Mouse]

"Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours."

:mst:

Young grasshoppa, you... have many things to learn!

 

[MA-Caver]

This one was rawther interesting...especially in today's society.

"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it."

Does this mean to have a bi-sexual/lesbian lover on the couch while she stands there in a french-maid outfit ready to call him Massa?
geez

How sexist can they get?

Another:

Arrange his pillows and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Take off his shoes with a gas mask and a haz-mat suit would be more preferable I presume.
And speaking in a low, soothing and pleasant voice...hmm, as opposed to speaking like Roz in Monster's Inc. ??

Ya righty-o there Fiesty

...remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours...

"Boy, that Bob over in accounting won fifty bucks in the football pool again today. Why can't I be that lucky honey...thanks for the beer... hey it's not opened...anyway; what's this about little Jimmy Junior getting run-over by a semi today??"

Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Lorenna Bobbit must've skipped over that one...

 

[OULobo]

tsk tsk tsk.... it's a crying shame!!! Perhaps the Kenpo Angels can figure out some sort of intervention for these poor women.

Does that mean that there are men out there falling down on the job?!?!?

I would love to volunteer my . . . ugh. . . .services to all the ladies that need to be shown properly. . . or any ladies that don't for that matter.

**ducks incoming bolo from fiance' in the room and runs for the door** :whip:


(Sorry, just had to inject a little testosterone into the thread.)

 

[Sarah]

I would love to volunteer my . . . ugh. . . .services to all the ladies that need to be shown properly. . . or any ladies that don't for that matter.

**ducks incoming bolo from fiance' in the room and runs for the door** :whip:


(Sorry, just had to inject a little testosterone into the thread.)

heehee......
http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001

 

[bignick]

this thread is tottering on losing it's pg-13 status...

but life on the edge is more fun anyways

 

[mj-hi-yah]

**ducks incoming bolo from fiance' in the room and runs for the door** :whip:


(Sorry, just had to inject a little testosterone into the thread.)

:whip1: Uh Uh UHHHH!! Just where do you think you're going???

 

[KenpoTess]

Ok.. If you're looking for the OTHER What women want thread.. *the serious one* It's been split off to the Women of Martial Arts Here http://martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16646&page=5&pp=10