Weekend at Bernies, UK Style

[Bill Mattocks]

OK, before anyone gets their panties in a twist, yes, I know that it's sad when anyone dies. But I thought the situation was amusing...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/8604663.stm

Women try to take body on plane at Liverpool airport


Police have arrested two women after they tried to take the body of a dead relative on to a plane at Liverpool John Lennon Airport.
Staff became suspicious when they tried to check in 91-year-old Curt Willi Jarant, who was wearing sunglasses, for a flight to Berlin on Saturday.
The women - his widow and step-daughter - said they thought he was asleep.