Way Of The Intercepting Sandwich

[Hyper_Shadow]

I've decided I'd post a thread up for people to make up some stupid names for a ryu. Anything that you can think of post it up here! Have fun!

 

[shesulsa]

I like my Spork Fu ... it supercedes all knowledge and necessary skill in one convenient weapon. :uhyeah:

FEAR THA SPORK!

 

[terryl965]

The way of the rubber biscuit

 

[Big Don]

Well, lets see, we have Google Fu, Nike Kwon Do, and the ever popular Fu Bar...

 

[Ninjamom]

For you Trekkie fans:

Kobi Yashima Ryu - nobody wins

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

Shoejutsu=art of the flying shoe from China known as Shoefu

S.H.O.R.T.=Security handling operation restrain tacts=Founded by Gary Coleman

Self knockout boxing=The art of defeating your opponent by defeating yourself first!!

 

[jkembry]

Tic-Tac-Fu

The only way to win is not to play!

 

[crushing]

Frost's Dust of Snow Rue

 

[Andy Moynihan]

The Iron Ning board--at once a shield, weapon, and getaway sled.

 

[MA-Caver]

The Iron Ning board--at once a shield, weapon, and getaway sled.

AND a way to get those wrinkles out of your Gi :uhyeah:

Bat-fu, to see thine enemies in the dark and stun them with ultra-high frequency sound... like SBD flatuence.

 

[mook jong man]

no - clue - do

the way of ignorance

 

[Touch Of Death]

No-Can-Do

 

[Touch Of Death]

Take-one's-Doe

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Soo-Nai-Dai--a lost art that survives only in name, its principles lost to time with its founder.

 

[MA-Caver]

Kitty-fu : to over whelm one's opponent with cuteness.

 

[Kacey]

Broom-fu: to sweep one's opponents away

 

[mook jong man]

MAI-WUN-LUNG

No nonsense self defence for smokers.

 

[Ninjamom]

The whey of the curds:

Finally!
- A martial art for those who would prefer to sit on their tuffets rather than work out.
- Perfect for defending against spiders and other harmful beasts

 

[Big Don]

the whey of the curds:

finally!
- a martial art for those who would prefer to sit on their tuffets rather than work out.
- perfect for defending against spiders and other harmful beasts

brilliant!

 

[MA-Caver]

Kwai-hamsterdo-ryu -- Don't mess with it.