Things You'll Find Out When You Have Sons

[GuruJim1]

If you didn't, your not truely a guy. When this was e-mailed to me and I came across that line my thoughts was, "How Cool!!! I've got to try this one". I swear my mother wrote these down and sent them to me. I was a little hyper as a young man...Hell, I'm still just as hyper.... Got to try Mixture NOW!!!!artyon:

 

[Don Roley]

Here is something to look forward to if you have sons.

Note how fast they can run. Then multiply it by four and you get the correct speed they will take off at the second your back is turned in a shopping mall.

Oh, and kids figure out early on that if they get on something with wheels and grab onto the dogs leash, they can get a pretty fun ride while it lasts.
Damn near gave me a heart attack on the spot.

 

[MA-Caver]

Here is something to look forward to if you have sons.
Note how fast they can run. Then multiply it by four and you get the correct speed they will take off at the second your back is turned in a shopping mall.

This applies to daughters as well... as I can attest from babysitting.

As a matter of fact quite a few of these can apply to girls too.

 

[shesulsa]

Well, being female and having no younger siblings and none close in age to me, I was amazed to find out that my little boys could make their penies disappear!

"Oh my god! Where'd it go? Where is it?"

"PEEKABOOOOO!!!"

 

[Xue Sheng]

As I read these I hear a strange thud followed by another strange thud

I decide to get up and look....

My daughter is banging a laundry basket on the front of a glass door China cabinet.

Apparently this stuff does not only apply to boys

Now my wife walks out and finds her sitting in the laundry basket that I just took away form her.

Gotta go..

 

[Sam]

Well, being female and having no younger siblings and none close in age to me, I was amazed to find out that my little boys could make their penies disappear!

"Oh my god! Where'd it go? Where is it?"

"PEEKABOOOOO!!!"

...WHAT??