The craziest F'ing thing I've ever seen

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  1. Nomad

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    This.

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    And here's the kicker to me...

    Anyone top that?
     
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    Terribly lucky individual... I probably could top it but later.
     
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    Iam guessing it was not the sharp end that went in first....
    So much about the 'running with scissors'.....

    (I am just assuming they faked that Xray! It's too yucky to accept it's real!)
     
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    If that makes you feel better, I guess you can, but they did interview the surgeon who extracted them.
     
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    of course only because it makes me feel better...like that infamous ER story (RL one that is) with the guy having a 6 inch or so hunting knife stuck in his skull, though it got there in a nefarious way, not by falling with scissors....
    :eek:
     
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    Sometime get an ER nurse to talk about lightbulbs and soda bottles... and where they have been taken out of.

    Or a corrections officer.
     
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    :) Thank you, I pass :)
     
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    If you are squeamish about this stuff, do not google 'fence and impaled.'
     
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    Somehow the line "I slipped and fell on it" is more believable in this case than most of the ones you're referencing ;)
     
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    Ouch.
     
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    A friend of the family jumped off the top rail of the truck the same way he had thousands of times, landed on a piece of rebar.
    Wayne Damn Near Killed Himself [HR][/HR]warning, 7 letter four letter word on pic
     
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    That xray almost made me toss my cookies.
     
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    You're welcome ;)123
     

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