HOW 'BOUT THEM BILLS?
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. How do the Bills count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Bills & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 68,000 people stand up & yell Jesus Christ!
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To the Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
A. Because then Buffalo would want one.
Q. Why was Greg Williams upset when the Buffalo Bills play book was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Buffalo Bills are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
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Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. How do the Bills count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Bills & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 68,000 people stand up & yell Jesus Christ!
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To the Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
A. Because then Buffalo would want one.
Q. Why was Greg Williams upset when the Buffalo Bills play book was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills.
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Buffalo Bills are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
:cheers:
