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    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    Mr Bad Example literally got me to try Fosters in the shade :)....

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    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    Just heard this for the first time today

     
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    Never Fight a Man With a Perm

    Lots of great lyrics in this song (and on the rest of the album, as well). This song highlights the stupid machismo of the bar fight scene.

    LYRICS

    Brylcream, creatine and a bag of Charlie Sheen

    Brylcream, creatine and a bag of cocaine

    A dulcet man with a dulcet tone from a dulcet town and a dulcet home

    He hates me
    I like that
    Two arms like big baseball bats

    I bark
    He bites back
    A jaw like a f*** off bear trap

    He said these boots are made for stomping and that's just what they'll do
    One of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you

    I said I've got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth
    Sadly for you my last cigarettes gone out

    concrete and leather x6

    A heathen from Eaton on a bag of Michael Keaton x2

    He thinks he's suave
    You're not suave cause you watch get Carter
    You are a catalogue plastic Sinatra
    A try hard who should have tried harder

    Me oh me oh my Roy
    You look like a walking thyroid
    You're not a man you're a gland
    You're one big neck with sausage hands

    You are a Topshop tyrant
    Even your haircuts violent
    You look like you're off love island
    He stood and the room went silent

    Never fight a man with a perm

    Concrete and leather x6

    I’ll shut my mouth

    Let’s hug it out x2

    Let’s hug it out
     
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    Xue Sheng All weight is underside

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    Heard this today, first time in years.....did not realize how appropriate it was until I read the news later today about FBI warnings for armed protests in all 50 state capitals....and I work for the state...near the capital

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