Gou's request for pepper spray made me remember this...
A buddy of mine is a cop in a fairly large Florida city. Couple of his squad mates picked up some guy who was running down the street in nothing but bronze colored briefs in the middle of the night, banging on cars. He was lit. The younger cop was a bit foolish and cuffed the guys wrists in front of him. Well, the guy starts to tear apart the partition between the back and front seats, so they pull over to cuff him correctly.
When they open the door and pull him out, the guy decides he wants to wrestle the cops. Bad move. Turns out the senior officer is a former wrestling champion, and he takes the guy down hard.
Well, the guy turns out to be fairly strong, so they're rolling around for a bit. Young cop gets an idea and holds his can of spray up and says, "Sir, look at me." The perp, for whatever reason, pauses to look at young cop and gets a face full of spray. He's recuffed and placed back into the car.
As they're driving along again, the guy starts screaming that he's dying. He's not taking the spray very well at all. The cops pull over in a shopping plaza and get paramedics sent over. At this point, my friend hears the call and decides to come on over as well.
By the time he gets there, the paramedics have already arrived and are making sure Mr. Bronze Briefs is alright. He walks up as the guy is begging for some water to be put on his face. My buddy tells him this ain't such a good idea, but he keeps begging for it and the female paramedic tending to him pours some water on his burning face.
Let's step back to picture this situation. Large man wearing nothing but bronze briefs is handcuffed and sitting outside a small shopping plaza at night. This shopping plaza houses one of them senior citizen's bingo halls that are fairly common in Florida. The water just serves to spread the spray...down the perps body. Down the perps nearly naked body. Reaching his crotch. Right when the bingo hall lets out.
As senior citizens are leaving the bingo hall, wondering what's going on, Mr. Briefs starts screaming, "My balls are on fire! My balls are burning!!!" At which my buddy, very professionally, runs around the corner of the building and laughs his a$$ off.
After everything...cooled off (oooh, bad pun), they find out the guy was from a city across the bay. He had no idea where he was and thought the police were lying to him when he discovered what city he was actually in. He had no idea where he was and why he was running down the street almost naked and banging on cars. If I remember correctly, he was some sort of youth counselor.
I think it's funnier when you hear my buddy tell the story.
Cthulhu
A buddy of mine is a cop in a fairly large Florida city. Couple of his squad mates picked up some guy who was running down the street in nothing but bronze colored briefs in the middle of the night, banging on cars. He was lit. The younger cop was a bit foolish and cuffed the guys wrists in front of him. Well, the guy starts to tear apart the partition between the back and front seats, so they pull over to cuff him correctly.
When they open the door and pull him out, the guy decides he wants to wrestle the cops. Bad move. Turns out the senior officer is a former wrestling champion, and he takes the guy down hard.
Well, the guy turns out to be fairly strong, so they're rolling around for a bit. Young cop gets an idea and holds his can of spray up and says, "Sir, look at me." The perp, for whatever reason, pauses to look at young cop and gets a face full of spray. He's recuffed and placed back into the car.
As they're driving along again, the guy starts screaming that he's dying. He's not taking the spray very well at all. The cops pull over in a shopping plaza and get paramedics sent over. At this point, my friend hears the call and decides to come on over as well.
By the time he gets there, the paramedics have already arrived and are making sure Mr. Bronze Briefs is alright. He walks up as the guy is begging for some water to be put on his face. My buddy tells him this ain't such a good idea, but he keeps begging for it and the female paramedic tending to him pours some water on his burning face.
Let's step back to picture this situation. Large man wearing nothing but bronze briefs is handcuffed and sitting outside a small shopping plaza at night. This shopping plaza houses one of them senior citizen's bingo halls that are fairly common in Florida. The water just serves to spread the spray...down the perps body. Down the perps nearly naked body. Reaching his crotch. Right when the bingo hall lets out.
As senior citizens are leaving the bingo hall, wondering what's going on, Mr. Briefs starts screaming, "My balls are on fire! My balls are burning!!!" At which my buddy, very professionally, runs around the corner of the building and laughs his a$$ off.
After everything...cooled off (oooh, bad pun), they find out the guy was from a city across the bay. He had no idea where he was and thought the police were lying to him when he discovered what city he was actually in. He had no idea where he was and why he was running down the street almost naked and banging on cars. If I remember correctly, he was some sort of youth counselor.
I think it's funnier when you hear my buddy tell the story.
Cthulhu
