Skip Cooper
Purple Belt
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!"said the Wizard. "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?
Up stepped Bush and said, "Well, I'm told by some people that I need a brain."
"No problem," said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!"said the Wizard. "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?
Up stepped Bush and said, "Well, I'm told by some people that I need a brain."
"No problem," said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
