New Government Emblem.

Discussion in 'The Comedy Cafe' started by Nomad, Apr 25, 2011.

  1. Nomad

    Nomad Master Black Belt

    Joined:
    May 23, 2006
    Messages:
    1,206
    Likes Received:
    54
    Trophy Points:
    73
    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    Congress announced today that they will be changing their emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects government policy.

    A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

    More at 11...
     

Share This Page