My new position as the USG of the World Sport Karate Federation

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  1. Kong Soo Do

    Kong Soo Do IKSDA Director

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    Receive great news that I was nominated for a position in the World Sport Karate Federation. I'm sure it was an oversight that I was nominated for a position 'in' the Federation rather than 'over' it as a whole. I'm sure it was the broken English. I'll clear that up when I take office. I replied to the good news as follows via email:

    Got a reply back from them. Hard to understand broken English but it appears they're honored to have a Supreme Grandmaster interested and want me to fill out their registration. I just zipped off a reply:

    Gosh I hope I get a reply, I'm really juiced up about getting my own plane. Make getting to work a lot easier!
     
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    Takai Senior Master

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    I live pretty close to an airport. Think you could swing by and pick me up for the next seminar?
     
  3. K-man

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    Mmm! Kong, need I remind you? You must keep taking those little blue pills. You know the trouble you can find yourself in when you stop them. Weren't you the Grand Poo Ba of Outer Mongolia last time you stopped? Remember how that ended in tears?
    :hmm:
     
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    K-man Grandmaster

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    Mate, send me your address and I'll get you some pills too. ;)
     
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    Dirty Dog MT Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    Wow, talk about a topic shift...

    Starts with USG of the WSKF and now it's erectile dysfunction???
     
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    K-man Grandmaster

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    I know the blue pills you're taking! Just be careful at your age. Young women can be very demanding. ;)
     
  7. Kong Soo Do

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    Absolutely! I'm expecting one of the big planes :lol:

    I took one of those pills once, just to see what would happen. Got stuck in my throat and gave me a stiff neck :ladysman:

    (Ba da bum, I'm here till Thursday, try the veal).
     
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    I already took the red one.
     
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    Congratulations.
     
  10. Kong Soo Do

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    You realize I was joking right?
     
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    oftheherd1 Senior Master

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    Oh drat!!!

    I was so looking forward to petitioning you for the position of Super Master, after you had downgraded all the current members. I would have handled all the frivolous complaints I expected you to get from those ingrates who did not understand their extreme good fortune in having you for their Grand Master.

    Well, there goes my happy day. sigh.

    EDIT: I was even going to volunteer to drive your new airplane for you. I'm not a pilot, but I have ridden in a lot of planes, helicopters too. Not to mention all the model airplanes I built as a child. One more high aspiration cruelly shot down.
     
  12. Tony Dismukes

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    So what was the content of the original e-mail you got? I'm assuming it was some sort of spam asking for money in exchange for the privilege of saying you were a member of their federation?
     
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    Sure, I'll do the Super Master thing for you. In fact, for just a tad more I'll make it a Super Ninja Master. That makes it more special. That way if I get complaints I'll tell them to go talk to the SNM, I'm sure that will weed out 50% right there.

    I forgot to ask about stewardess for my plane. I would expect one from each nationality...oh wait, maybe that's a harem :dramaqueen:

    Yeah, I was one of literally hundreds of spam recipients for this org, IIRC in India. Nominating me for rank and a position in their organization. I get these fairly often so I was filling silly one morning and figured I'd have some fun. Never expected a reply. Kinda hope I get another one.

    :rofl:
     
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    Hahaha, wow. Haven't gotten one of those yet, though we did get some guy from.... Iran, maybe, or Pakistan, that e-mailed us saying basically he wanted to come work for us if only we helped him get a work visa to the US.
     
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    Well, if it's open for negotiation ...

    Since the only martial arts I have studied were Korean, I cannot accept the Super Ninja Master title. I would have to insist on the Super Yeon GaeSoMun Master rank, 1st Class Order, Red Sash, with two black strips on the ends. I understand that might be a little more cost, but I think I can offset that by volunteering to supervise your harem. :p
     
  16. Buka

    Buka Sr. Grandmaster

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    Dude! That's awesome!

    I strongly suggest you get busy with marketing. I will gladly be your minister of propaganda. Perhaps you can start with a black belt program for embryos. I mean, why wait until eight years old to wear a black belt? You could use this as an ad. (I hope I posted this right)

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  17. Tony Dismukes

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    I'm told some of those embryos can kick pretty hard.
     
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    I believe those are called "Fight Attendants".123
     

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