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Shiatsu
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MasterCard Wedding
>You gotta love this guy.....This is
>a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
>Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
>even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
>about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception,
>the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
>the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
>coming, many from long distances, to support them at
>their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
>bride's and his family and to thank his new
>father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
>to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
>taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
>wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
>his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
>envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
>glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
>groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
>had hired a private Investigator to tail them. After just standing
>there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
>turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his
>bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded
>crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
>annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
>would have canceled the wedding immediately after
>finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
>with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...
>making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
>and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
>members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
>think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
>of this?
>
> > > > > > Retaining fee and final invoice for the P.I. one day plus
> > > > > > expenses..................................$650.
> > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > > > > > Friends.......................................$32,000.
> > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > > > > > occasion.......................................$3,000.
> > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > > > > > Maui............................................$8,500.
> > > > > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > > > > >
> > > > > > glossy of the bride humping the best
> > > > > > man..........................................Priceless.
> > > > > > There are some things money can't buy, for everything
> > > > > >
> > > > > > else there's MASTERCARD.
>You gotta love this guy.....This is
>a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
>Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
>even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
>about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception,
>the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
>the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
>coming, many from long distances, to support them at
>their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
>bride's and his family and to thank his new
>father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
>to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
>taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
>wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
>his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
>envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
>glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
>groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
>had hired a private Investigator to tail them. After just standing
>there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
>turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his
>bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded
>crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
>annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
>would have canceled the wedding immediately after
>finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
>with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...
>making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
>and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
>members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
>think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
>of this?
>
> > > > > > Retaining fee and final invoice for the P.I. one day plus
> > > > > > expenses..................................$650.
> > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > > > > > Friends.......................................$32,000.
> > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > > > > > occasion.......................................$3,000.
> > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > > > > > Maui............................................$8,500.
> > > > > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > > > > >
> > > > > > glossy of the bride humping the best
> > > > > > man..........................................Priceless.
> > > > > > There are some things money can't buy, for everything
> > > > > >
> > > > > > else there's MASTERCARD.
