Karate Poodle

[MisterMike]

Just got this in the mail...thought I'd share...

Harold's new job had him working late hours. He thought to
himself, "I should really get my wife a watch dog." So, he went to
the pet store and asked for a doberman.

The sales clerk responded, "If it's a guard dog that you want, I have
a dog just for you!"

The man salesman walked to the back of the store to get a dog and
returned with a little poodle.

Harold exclaimed, "This small thing, a watch dog? You're kidding,
right?"

The sales clerk answered, "No, this dog is special; he knows karate."

"Karate! I don't believe it," said Harold.

The salesman put the dog down and said, "Karate the sign!" He then
pointed to a sign advertising dog food. The dog ran up and ripped
the sign to shreds. Harold was astounded.

Then the salesman said, "Karate the chair!" He then pointed to a
chair in the corner. The dog ran up and ripped the chair to shreds.
By now Harold was thoroughly convinced that this was the dog he
wanted. "I'll take him!" he declared.

When he arrived home he surprised his wife. She exclaimed, "This
little thing, a watch dog? Now way!"

Harold replied ernestly, "But this dog knows karate!"

"Karate?" she yelled. "Karate my ***!"

 

[Spud]

I like it. Not sure why, but I do like that one. I'll be walking through the house snickering karate my ***

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[TigerWoman]

I like that one too. I don't think I have a Karate or a Taekwondo poodle either, even though I've practiced a lot of form around her little bod. What I have is a floor ornament...blends into the carpeting. But if say the magic word softly...WALK...she suddenly wakes up and is ready to go! TW

 

[Windsinger]

I love that joke! I don't have a karate dog, but if you break into our house, my border collie/german shepherd cross will lick you to death!

 

[kidswarrior]

That's my dog now, since the lady didn't want it anymore. :rofl:

 

[MA-Caver]

Just got this in the mail...thought I'd share...

Harold's new job had him working late hours. He thought to
himself, "I should really get my wife a watch dog." So, he went to
the pet store and asked for a doberman.

The sales clerk responded, "If it's a guard dog that you want, I have
a dog just for you!"

The man salesman walked to the back of the store to get a dog and
returned with a little poodle.

Harold exclaimed, "This small thing, a watch dog? You're kidding,
right?"

The sales clerk answered, "No, this dog is special; he knows karate."

"Karate! I don't believe it," said Harold.

The salesman put the dog down and said, "Karate the sign!" He then
pointed to a sign advertising dog food. The dog ran up and ripped
the sign to shreds. Harold was astounded.

Then the salesman said, "Karate the chair!" He then pointed to a
chair in the corner. The dog ran up and ripped the chair to shreds.
By now Harold was thoroughly convinced that this was the dog he
wanted. "I'll take him!" he declared.

When he arrived home he surprised his wife. She exclaimed, "This
little thing, a watch dog? Now way!"

Harold replied ernestly, "But this dog knows karate!"

"Karate?" she yelled. "Karate my ***!"

Lisa! He's making fun of Chew!