TargetAlex
Yellow Belt
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2002
- Messages
- 32
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So this big guy is sitting at a bar, telling the bartender what a great martial artist he is. In walks Jim, a smaller guy, who happens to be a regular at the bar, for his daily pint of lager.
The big guy gets up and punches Jim, knocking him out. Turning to the bartender, he says, When he wakes up, tell him that was a chung chuie punch from wing chun. And he leaves the bar.
The next day, Jim walks in for his usual drink. The big guy, seeing Jim, walks over and gives him a high circling kick to the head, dropping him on the spot. The big guy turns to the bartender and says When he gets up, tell him that was a high kick from Tae Kwan Do. And leaves the bar.
The third day the big guy is having his beer, when Jim sneaks in behind him. WHAM! Jim nails him, and the big guy drops unconscious to the floor.
Jim turns to the bartender, When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Ace Hardware.
The big guy gets up and punches Jim, knocking him out. Turning to the bartender, he says, When he wakes up, tell him that was a chung chuie punch from wing chun. And he leaves the bar.
The next day, Jim walks in for his usual drink. The big guy, seeing Jim, walks over and gives him a high circling kick to the head, dropping him on the spot. The big guy turns to the bartender and says When he gets up, tell him that was a high kick from Tae Kwan Do. And leaves the bar.
The third day the big guy is having his beer, when Jim sneaks in behind him. WHAM! Jim nails him, and the big guy drops unconscious to the floor.
Jim turns to the bartender, When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Ace Hardware.
