The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is described as "like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick." It has also been described as "the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging; expensive and bad for the head."
Its original recipe, is as follows:
For you people on the 3rd planet from Sol who may have trouble getting Ol' Janx, or Arcturan Mega-Gin, here's a pale imitation made from ingredients you should be able to find:
Recipe reverse-engineered from a stain on RJ Lanning's towel
WARNING: Drinking Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters may cause serious damage to the rods and cones in the human eye, thus explaining why consumers of this beverage have often reported it to be green in color when, in fact, it is not.
BoBo Enterprises assumes no responsibility for the side effects or forward effects of drinking either the authentic or imitation PGGB. Drink Responsibly and always know where your towel is.
Its original recipe, is as follows:
- Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
- Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V(Oh, that Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!)
- Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
- Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
- Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
- Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
- Sprinkle Zamphuor.
- Add an olive.
- Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
For you people on the 3rd planet from Sol who may have trouble getting Ol' Janx, or Arcturan Mega-Gin, here's a pale imitation made from ingredients you should be able to find:
Recipe reverse-engineered from a stain on RJ Lanning's towel
- 1 oz vodka (that Ol' Janx Spirit)
- 1 oz Clamato (oh, those Santraginus fish)
- 1 oz ice cold gin (Arcturan Mega-gin)
- 4 oz Zipang Sparking Sake (Fallian marsh gas)
- 1 oz Creme de Menthe (Qalactin Hypermint extract)
- 1 Jalepeno (tooth of an Algolian Suntiger)
- Sprinkle with lemon zest (Zamphuor)
- add an olive
WARNING: Drinking Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters may cause serious damage to the rods and cones in the human eye, thus explaining why consumers of this beverage have often reported it to be green in color when, in fact, it is not.
BoBo Enterprises assumes no responsibility for the side effects or forward effects of drinking either the authentic or imitation PGGB. Drink Responsibly and always know where your towel is.
