I used nunchuka in home defense...

[skribs]

I was practicing with my nunchuka in my condo, and I saw a home invader of the 8-legged variety lowering itself from my ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Took a nice swipe at the critter, and it disappeared. I don't know if it lived or not, but I couldn't find it, so I'm just going to assume I hit it so hard it vaporized.

 

[mook jong man]

No , you probably just dazed it and now it's pissed off and hiding under your pillow waiting for you to fall asleep.

 

[RTKDCMB]

Now the spider is going for reinforcements.

 

[ST1Doppelganger]

Or hiding out in your hair waiting for the opportunity to attack a softer target.

 

[Buka]

Or getting a really little pair of chucks....

 

[donald1]

And deciding what targets to go for

 

[skribs]

It cant be in my hair. It's shorter than most soldiers.

 

[donald1]

Unless it's uses stealth...

 

[RTKDCMB]

Or getting a really little pair of chucks....

Or six pairs of really little chucks.

 

[donnaTKD]

spiders have 8 legs so it would go and get 8 pairs of little nunchuks now that's gotta hurt

question :- why did you try hurting the poor defenceless little spider in the first place ????? surely that's cruelty to animals

 

[mook jong man]

It cant be in my hair. It's shorter than most soldiers.

No one said it had to be the hair on top of your head.

 

[skribs]

The way I see it, it's a home invader with 2 deadly weapons (poisonous fangs).

 

[Touch Of Death]

I can see it now. You swinging those chucks and breaking that spider's legs... one at a time.

 

[donnaTKD]

i can see it now - you swinging those chucks and it jumps on for a sleigh ride only to bite your hands for swinging the chucks at it in the first place

 

[RTKDCMB]

spiders have 8 legs so it would go and get 8 pairs of little nunchuks

If he had 8 pairs of little nunchucks then he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Touch Of Death]

If he had 8 pairs of little nunchucks then he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

Did you hear about the spider who went in for surgery to have one of its legs amputated? He woke up to find them all gone. "I'm going to sue!", the spider exclaimed. They said, "I'm sorry. You signed a waiver. I am afraid you don't have a leg to stand on."

 

[donnaTKD]

^^^LoL^^^

you don't realise that the surgery the spider had to it's legs was to replace them with nunchuks -- 8 legs to stand on and 8 swinging nunchucks to boot

right royal result