Heh. While I know this was tongue-in-cheek and all. . . . I think I should point out that the idea that people become more "religious" as they grow older is something of a myth. All the research I've seen indicates that people are no more "religious" when they are older than when they were younger. For most people, their degree of religiosity (or lack thereof) seems to be pretty stable over the course of their lifetimes. Laterz.