Dear Don: Advice from "The Predator"
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Dear Don,
Valentine's Day is coming up, and this is the first one with my girl. I'm not a real romantic guy and I know she expects something special, besides some half-dead flowers and an overpriced meal, so do you have any ideas/tricks I can use to please my lady and get me some booty this Valentine's?
Heres what you do. Obviously, youve got a computer, so go on the internet and find a place that sells really nice wine. Next, print off a picture of the one the fancy bottles of wine, one of the real expensive ones. Then glue it on top of a cheap bottle.
You see, women like expensive stuff because it means you care enough to spend your dough. My guess is she wouldnt know a cheap bottle of wine from an expensive one anymore than shed know a wristlock from a wrist watch. So let her think it cost you a bundle. Its still got alcohol in it, right?
Once thats done, do the same thing with a box of chocolates. Shell like that.
When she comes over to your house you give her the wine and the chocolates. Watch how excited she gets. Once shes in a good mood you give her two choices: either go out to a strip club or stay in and some watch some fights.
Either way, it should be a pretty good night.
hahahaha
http://www.ifl.tv/News-07Feb12-Dear-Don.html
Here's a short clip:
Dear Don,
Valentine's Day is coming up, and this is the first one with my girl. I'm not a real romantic guy and I know she expects something special, besides some half-dead flowers and an overpriced meal, so do you have any ideas/tricks I can use to please my lady and get me some booty this Valentine's?
Heres what you do. Obviously, youve got a computer, so go on the internet and find a place that sells really nice wine. Next, print off a picture of the one the fancy bottles of wine, one of the real expensive ones. Then glue it on top of a cheap bottle.
You see, women like expensive stuff because it means you care enough to spend your dough. My guess is she wouldnt know a cheap bottle of wine from an expensive one anymore than shed know a wristlock from a wrist watch. So let her think it cost you a bundle. Its still got alcohol in it, right?
Once thats done, do the same thing with a box of chocolates. Shell like that.
When she comes over to your house you give her the wine and the chocolates. Watch how excited she gets. Once shes in a good mood you give her two choices: either go out to a strip club or stay in and some watch some fights.
Either way, it should be a pretty good night.
hahahaha
