Genitals in a Jar-O.

[celtic_crippler]

No...it's not a new Metallica remake of a Thin Lizzy song...

It is kinda' funny though...

Long story short: a man pleasuring himself with a jar of pasta sauce led cops on a low speed chase in Australia.

ENTIRE ARTICLE

This part really made me laugh...

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.
They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

 

[Flea]

Um ... wouldn't this be just as much at home in the LEO forum?? :whip1:

Seriously though, this dude needs help. Like some garlic bread, and maybe a little parmesan.

 

[Sukerkin]

Oh my giddy aunt!

You would think that some things would strike all people as simply just not a good idea ... but the Net shows us once again that amidst all nations there are those that either do not see or choose to ignore such a tenet :lol:.

 

[Carol]

Oh that did not happen at Nobbys Beach!! :lfao: :lfao:

 

[MA-Caver]

Oh my giddy aunt!

You would think that some things would strike all people as simply just not a good idea ... but the Net shows us once again that amidst all nations there are those that either do not see or choose to ignore such a tenet :lol:.

They walk among us... in every corner of the world.

Sheesh.

 

[shesulsa]

Good ... night ... nurse.