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KenpoMatt
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Welp, I've been Checking The Storm and it seems hurricane Isabella is on its way. As I look at the national map on www.accuweather.com I see that the only thing Obstructing The Storm will be my apartment.
A jet stream swooping down from Canada has been Calming The Storm. It managed to shrink Isabella from a category 5 to a category 3 storm. But, the attack is still on.
So, the question: how best to defend myself against mother nature? The major attack is coming from overhead. That leaves me with a few choices: I could attempt to Capture The Storm but I'm not so sure a hurricane has wrists or arms. That would certainly make any kind of block or perry very difficult. Perhaps I could attempt an eye gouge. I'm sure this attacker has an eye.
I dunno - maybe I'll just cross out to 9:00 and find my zone of sanctuary before it all comes crashing down. Who needs a beating from 110+ mph winds anyway?
It's time to batten down the hatches...
A jet stream swooping down from Canada has been Calming The Storm. It managed to shrink Isabella from a category 5 to a category 3 storm. But, the attack is still on.
So, the question: how best to defend myself against mother nature? The major attack is coming from overhead. That leaves me with a few choices: I could attempt to Capture The Storm but I'm not so sure a hurricane has wrists or arms. That would certainly make any kind of block or perry very difficult. Perhaps I could attempt an eye gouge. I'm sure this attacker has an eye.
I dunno - maybe I'll just cross out to 9:00 and find my zone of sanctuary before it all comes crashing down. Who needs a beating from 110+ mph winds anyway?
It's time to batten down the hatches...
