Disney Fires Jack Sparrow

[Cryozombie]

So alledgedly Disney has fired all their Theme Park Jack Sparrows because there has been a rash of women flashing him. They plan to replace the character with Animatronic Captains.

This has me thinking. I know a lot of women who "swoon" over Jack. I also see it said a lot online.

Now, I've seen these movies. What Have I learned here?

Women Are attracted to Stumbling, Babbling, Uninteliglble drunks with rotten teeth, and greasy unwashed hair who wear womens makeup.

Who would have guessed.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Rofl!!!!!

 

[Brother John]

Then maybe there's still hope for poor ole Keith!!

Your Brother
John

 

[arnisador]

Were these attractive women?

 

[grydth]

So alledgedly Disney has fired all their Theme Park Jack Sparrows because there has been a rash of women flashing him. They plan to replace the character with Animatronic Captains.

This has me thinking. I know a lot of women who "swoon" over Jack. I also see it said a lot online.

Now, I've seen these movies. What Have I learned here?

Women Are attracted to Stumbling, Babbling, Uninteliglble drunks with rotten teeth, and greasy unwashed hair who wear womens makeup.

Who would have guessed.

Hence the olde proverb," A bird in the hand is worth a flash of the bush" ?

 

[CoryKS]

There's a new one for Jeff Foxworthy.

"If you have ever been escorted from Disneyworld for flashing a character actor... you might be a redneck."

 

[Lynne]

So alledgedly Disney has fired all their Theme Park Jack Sparrows because there has been a rash of women flashing him. They plan to replace the character with Animatronic Captains.

This has me thinking. I know a lot of women who "swoon" over Jack. I also see it said a lot online.

Now, I've seen these movies. What Have I learned here?

Women Are attracted to Stumbling, Babbling, Uninteliglble drunks with rotten teeth, and greasy unwashed hair who wear womens makeup.

Who would have guessed.

It's the abcess-breath that draws us in you know. You did know that didn't you?!

 

[MA-Caver]

It's the abcess-breath that draws us in you know. You did know that didn't you?!

Hmm, no I didn't know that... so you're willing to put your mouth against that and stick your tongue in there huh?


ooooohhh-kay


waiter, check please!

 

[shesulsa]

Don't laugh. I've seen some of the men some women tolerate. DIS ... GUS ... TING.

Women. Flashing their ta-tas. At a theme park. In front of children. For a character.

:barf:

I'm embarrassed by my own sex.

 

[MA-Caver]

Don't laugh. I've seen some of the men some women tolerate. DIS ... GUS ... TING.

Women. Flashing their ta-tas. At a theme park. In front of children. For a character.

:barf:

I'm embarrassed by my own sex.

Who's laughing dear? Not I... and you're not the only one who gets embarrassed by their own sex.

 

[punisher73]

As I am fond of saying about people in these situations....


You put the *** in Class!

 

[Cryozombie]

I'm embarrassed by my own sex.

Im embarassed by your sex as well.

 

[Jade Tigress]

Im embarassed by your sex as well.

LOL! **** you!

 

[shesulsa]

Im embarassed by your sex as well.

LOL! **** you!

What she said. And I hope you didn't take viagra - that blush in your cheeks might burst and bleed. Remember ... Cialis ... or her sister.

 

[cdunn]

As I am fond of saying about people in these situations....


You put the *** in Class!

Enjoy being mooned, do we?

 

[Lynne]

Keith Richards looks like someone's great-grandmother by the way...

 

[crushing]

Good idea not letting it slip out exactly whos great-grandmother you had in mind.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Disneyland's 'Jack Sparrow' Actors Fired

Disneyland spokeswoman Suzi Brown called the breast-flashing rumors “absolutely false” and “simply not true.”

 

[The Last Legionary]

And they denied the infamous Splash Mountain boob shots too. Disney also used to move injured and dead out of their parks so they wouldn't be on park property. Disney is evil.

 

[Xue Sheng]

And they denied the infamous Splash Mountain boob shots too. Disney also used to move injured and dead out of their parks so they wouldn't be on park property. Disney is evil.

Hey I didn't say it wasn't Disney Spin doctoring, they are just denying it and the actor they fired is denying it too. But when you are talking Disney, which certainly is not proof that it did or did not happen.

And they have done and attempted to cover-up worse things than you have mentioned. BUt to continue this could bring the rath of Disney down on MT so I'm done.