Chuck Norris Facts!

[IcemanSK]

A few months ago, Chuck was on "Best Damn Sports" reading a bunch of these. He laughed really hard at a few of em!

 

[Drac]

What a guy..Actor, Director and MA and he can still laugh at himself..

 

[arnisador]

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

You knew there would have to be a backlash (note, much offensive language here):

Chuck Norris once ALMOST finished an entire double-mocha frappuccino latte at Starbucks, but stopped when he started to feel "woozy."

[...]
Chuck Norris' IQ test came back negative. Most people thought he'd score lower.

 

[dubljay]

Mr. Norris and his reaction to 'Chuck Norris facts'

 

[Cruentus]

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

You knew there would have to be a backlash (note, much offensive language here):

eh...those unfortunatily are not really that funny.

 

[arnisador]

eh...those unfortunatily are not really that funny.

If you mean the negative ones, I agree...they aren't.