As Christmas is almost upon us here is one of my favorite cookie recipes. Enjoy.
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs I cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffY bowl.
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried ftuit.
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity;.
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something....
10- Check the Crown Royal.
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
12- Add one table.
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink..... whatever you can find.
14- Greash the oven.
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas!
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs I cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
1- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
3- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffY bowl.
4- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
5- Turn off the mixer thingy.
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried ftuit.
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
8- Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity;.
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something....
10- Check the Crown Royal.
11- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
12- Add one table.
13- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink..... whatever you can find.
14- Greash the oven.
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
18- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas!
