Self Defense vs Potentially Rabid Dog

Carry a broom with you. If you have Bo Staff skills this broom could defend you from a wild dog while keeping some distance.
 
Opening an umbrella in an aggressive dog’s face works well.

But then, you have to have an umbrella.
 
Opening an umbrella in an aggressive dog’s face works well.

But then, you have to have an umbrella.
If you pair the umbrella with a nice tweed suit and a derby, you will always look dashing while you're waiting for that rabid dog. Or rain.

That's important, because since only 60-70 dogs in the US contract rabies in any given year, you really need a better reason than rabid dogs to be carrying an umbrella. Unless it's a Kermit umbrella. Those are funny enough to carry any time...

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If you pair the umbrella with a nice tweed suit and a derby, you will always look dashing ...
Ah. Umbrella and derby. "Dashing" you say. Brings back memories of watching the "The Avengers" in the 60's.

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But in those days I didn't pay any attention to this old gent with the umbrella... Nope, I watched the show just because...

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