Top Ten Signs you're in a McDojo

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ShaolinWolf

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10. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. 9. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt. 8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts. 7. Its a Korean art. {g} [Ed. Note: HEY!!]

6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. 5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees. 4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that). 3. No one sweats. 2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. 1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"
 

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