The Psychology Of Life

[Disco]

POINTS TO PONDER

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend once, but she left me before we met.

How do you tell when your out of invisible ink?

OK, anybody know the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way - you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sence to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

REMEMBER, Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

EVERYBODY HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY 4TH OF JULY.....

 

[arnisador]

Steven Wright?

 

[Disco]

You are correct Sir........................

 

[jfarnsworth]

We have a guy at work who we watch the lazy fall off of:rofl:

 

[theletch1]

I've seen a lot of guys put more energy into getting out of work than they would expend actually doing the work in the first place.:shrug:

 

[tonbo]

I've seen a lot of guys put more energy into getting out of work than they would expend actually doing the work in the first place.

I think we know some of the same people.......



There is a guy here at whose official title seems to be "newspaper reader". Every time I go in the break room, he's in there reading the newspaper. Yet, after a recent run of layoffs, he's still around!!!

Hm. Maybe he has something on one of the upper management. Heh......

Peace--

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by theletch1
I've seen a lot of guys put more energy into getting out of work than they would expend actually doing the work in the first place.:shrug:

Efficiency Expert = Conscientious Lazy Person

Give a job to a lazy person with a conscious and you will find the most expedient way to execute the process