The most horrific sentence you will read today:

[Big Don]

is in BOLD at the end of the excerpt
New Aids For Senior Sex
Rx For A Never-Ending Sex Life

Posted by Tammy Nelson, Ph.D. on May 11, 2011 4:12 PM Third Age.com EXCERPT:



People are having sex later in life – many times well into their 80’s. For many older couples the advent of drugs has helped to make sex even sexier way into senior adulthood. Drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra increase the male capacity to have and maintain an erection and enable men to have intercourse even when the rest of their body doesn’t function quite as well. Viagra is now the most highly prescribed drug in America, creating a new enhanced ability to stay hard, which allows for an active sex like well into old age.
END EXCERPT
Ready? Here it is:
the highest rate of sexually transmitted diseases right now is in the eighty year and older age group.

 

[Twin Fist]

is tehre a dislike button?

 

[granfire]

LOL,

no, it's not the most horrific thing I have heard today.

 

[Big Don]

LOL,

no, it's not the most horrific thing I have heard today.

Please don't share, it is horrific enough, thanks.

 

[granfire]

Please don't share, it is horrific enough, thanks.

rofl


you are being uptight! ^_^

 

[Sukerkin]

I have to say that I am appalled at the sentence Don highlights - I hesitate to investigate why this is so for I am sure it is not down to relations between married couples .

 

[granfire]

I have to say that I am appalled at the sentence Don highlights - I hesitate to investigate why this is so for I am sure it is not down to relations between married couples .

LOL

the visual isn't doing anything for me either...but sheesh...they are not dead - yet!

:lfao:


(I suppose when your partner is past the reproductive age you get a little lax in terms of protection?)

 

[PooterMan]

well...I am getting up there......I mean in age...sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[OKenpo942]

Lord have mercy. I am disgusted. Geriatric sex is not a pleasant thought let alone the rampant swapping of STDs among this group.

I understand that they needs their lovin' too, but why tell me about it?

On a selfish note: I will be there one of these days, God willing, and I will definitely be looking into the blue pill. Hooray Viagra!!

James

 

[cdunn]

I have to say that I am appalled at the sentence Don highlights - I hesitate to investigate why this is so for I am sure it is not down to relations between married couples .

Well, I haven't really investigated past reading Don's article, but let's put down some thoughts:

These guys are older than penicillin, by definition. Some of them have bugs lurking around.

A lot of them have exercised the 'Til Death Do We Part clause. They are free to play the field.

Agnes down the hall stopped having periods thirty five years ago. She ain't gonna get pregnant.

And now, let's play let's pretend: You're eighty five. You've had a hip replacement, a heart attack, and your doctor is giving you pallative care for your prostate cancer. You have a life expectancy of 18 months. Most STDs are trivial to cure. An average case of HIV/AIDS takes years to kill, decades with a reasonable cocktail of antivirals. Hell, it takes six months just to show up on a test panel. Now... Does it even matter to you anymore if you come down with a round of the clap?

My grandmother's oldest sister just turned 89. When she went to the doctor a couple years ago, and asked him if she still had to stick her low fat, low sodium diet, his response was: "Dorothea, you're eighty seven. You WON, you can eat whatever you damn well please, it won't kill you faster than anything else will." I think the same advice applies here.

 

[granfire]

Well, I haven't really investigated past reading Don's article, but let's put down some thoughts:

These guys are older than penicillin, by definition. Some of them have bugs lurking around.

A lot of them have exercised the 'Til Death Do We Part clause. They are free to play the field.

Agnes down the hall stopped having periods thirty five years ago. She ain't gonna get pregnant.

And now, let's play let's pretend: You're eighty five. You've had a hip replacement, a heart attack, and your doctor is giving you pallative care for your prostate cancer. You have a life expectancy of 18 months. Most STDs are trivial to cure. An average case of HIV/AIDS takes years to kill, decades with a reasonable cocktail of antivirals. Hell, it takes six months just to show up on a test panel. Now... Does it even matter to you anymore if you come down with a round of the clap?

My grandmother's oldest sister just turned 89. When she went to the doctor a couple years ago, and asked him if she still had to stick her low fat, low sodium diet, his response was: "Dorothea, you're eighty seven. You WON, you can eat whatever you damn well please, it won't kill you faster than anything else will." I think the same advice applies here.

minus the visual?

:lfao:

 

[David43515]

Lord have mercy. I am disgusted. Geriatric sex is not a pleasant thought let alone the rampant swapping of STDs among this group.

I understand that they needs their lovin' too, but why tell me about it?

On a selfish note: I will be there one of these days, God willing, and I will definitely be looking into the blue pill. Hooray Viagra!!

James

QFT....on all points.

 

[Ken Morgan]

The worst thing is visiting your grandparents and having the guest bedroom straight underneath theirs.....
The second night, YOU stay down at the Delta....

 

[crushing]

(I suppose when your partners are past the reproductive age you get a little lax in terms of protection?)

Fixed that. :lol:

 

[CoryKS]

You all laugh, but we'll see if you change your tune once you hit 80 yourself.

 

[Nomad]

You all laugh, but we'll see if you change your tune once you hit 80 yourself.

I certainly hope so! But personally, I'm hoping to follow Hugh Hefner's retirement package... and exercise plan... Now all I need is to become a phenomenally wealthy renowned ladies man...