The Best Star Wars lines

[MA-Caver]

If you're a real Star Wars fan you'll recoginize these lines... only a word has been substituted... underpants. Check it out.
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A long time ago in underpants far, far away . . .
LINES FROM STAR WARS THAT ARE IMPROVED BY SUBSTITUTING THE WORD "UNDERPANTS"

A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your underpants. :jediduel:

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.

These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.

Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.

Governor Tarkin. I should've recognised your foul underpants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.

Luke . . . Help me take . . . these underpants off.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.

Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.

You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.

“These blast points. Too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial underpants are so precise.”

“Luke, I am your underpants!”

"Judge me by my underpants, do you?"

I felt a great disturbance in the underpants. I'm afraid something terrible has happened.

Even I get boarded sometimes, you think I dumped those underpants because I liked the smell?

Mos Eisley Spaceport: You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and underpants...we must be cautious.

What kept you? We uhh, ran into some old underpants.

Your Taun-taun will freeze before you reach the first marker. Then I'll see you in underpants...yah!

I'm sorry sir, but they seem to think I'm some sort of God.
Well why don't you use your underpants and get us out of this?

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More? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[RCastillo]

I got one: Darth Vader to Obi Wan, "Your underpants are weak, Old Man."

Another one, "You should not have lowered your underpants."

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of underpants."
"Help me, Obi-Wan, you're my only underpants."
"The underpants are strong in this one."
"I need a droid who understands the binary language of underpants."
"She made the Kessel run in underpants."

 

[Kroy]

"Tell Jabba I have his underpants"

 

[someguy]

may the underpants be with you

 

[ABN]

Obi Wan to storm troopers

"You don't need to see his underpants...
These aren't the underpants you're looking for....."

 

[Cryozombie]

I hate to nitpick, but... Some of These lines are wrong... more than just underpants was changed.


Of course, being the Geek I am, I could add a few...

It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the underpants together." --Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi

Hokey religions and ancient underpants -- Han Solo

Beware of the dark underpants - Yoda

Sir, if any of my circuits or Underpants will help, I'll gladly donate them -- C3P0

Sometimes I just don't understand human Underpants -- C3P0

Actually, Artoo has been known to make Underpants, from time to time. -- C3PO

Underpants, Exalted One -- Luke Skywalker

You do have your Underpants. Not many of them, but you do have them -- Leia Organa Solo

Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be, well, more underpants than you can imagine! -- Luke Skywalker

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an underware field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one! -- C3P0

That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms outta their underpants when they lose -- Han Solo

I thought that hairy underware would be the end of me! -- C3P0

Search your Underpants, Father -- Luke Skywalker

I don't know where you get your underware, laser brain -- Leia Organa Solo

There aren't enough underpants in your life -- Han Solo

 

[Cliarlaoch]

Ack... Too much time on our hands.

From the Phantom Menace:

"At last we shall have underpants." (Darth Maul to that bad looking man in the hood)

Gosh... we're silly.

 

[clapping_tiger]

This one is said in all the movies.

I got a bad feeling about underpants.


My buddy came up with this one.
"I've got the underpants in seven systems"

"she can make the underpants run in twelve parsecs."

 

[ABN]

Episode I

Watto to Qui Gon

"We'll let fate decide red, the boy, blue...his underpants"

and proof that then Chancellor Palpatine was a pedophile:

end of Episode I

"And you young Skywalker, we shall watch your underpants with great interest..."

 

[Seig]

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand terrible underpants headed this way.(Obi Wan)

Better dead here than in the planet's underpants.(Jar Jar)

The Queen trusts my underpants young handmaiden and you should too.(Qui Gonn)

I can only protect you, I cannot fight underpants for you. (Qui Gonn)

I make a motion for "no confidence" in Chancellor Vallorum's underpants.(Amidala)

We shall have new underpants, strong underpants. (Palpatine)

Master, the underpants are shot. (Obi Wan)

You lied to me! You told me Vadar killed my underpants!(Luke)

When 900 years old you reach, look as good your underpants will not. (Yoda)

Children, Master Obi Wan has lost his underpants. (Yoda)

Anakin, you are to protect the Senator's underpants. (Obi Wan)

Sorry Master, I forgot how much you hate underpants. (Anakin)

Come my young apprentice and watch the destructionof your pathetic, insignifigant underpants. (Palpatine)


More later......

 

[Hand Sword]

Yes, Lord Vader, we've reached the generator. The underpants will be down in moments. You may start your landing.

Wee Willy underpants, young Jedi!
You may profit by this or be destroyed, but, I warn you not to underestimate my underpants!

 

[MSTCNC]

Here's one:

Luke: I'm looking for underpants.

Yoda: Looking for underpants? Found underpants you have! Yes! hehehe!


Another:

Luke: I'm underpants...

Yoda: Do or do not... there is not underpants!

 

[SFC JeffJ]

I've got a bad feeling about underpants. (almost everyone)

Ancient weapons and hokey underpants are no match for a good blaster at your side kid. (Han Solo, and you can play with this one a lot).

 

[mrhnau]

ROFL... I'm loving these! hehe

Do or Do not. There is no underwear! (yoda)

You serve your underwear well, and you will be rewarded (Luke)

Thats no moon, its underwear! (Obi-wan)

Now, young underwear, you shall die! (Palpatine)

Thats right commander, and he is most disappointed with your apparent lack of underwear (Vader)

Ahh.. a Jedi's underwear, much like your fathers (Palpatine)

Do they have underwear? Its older underwear, but it checks out. (vader dialogue)

General Solo, is your underwear assembled? (Nadine)

A small rebel force has penetrated the underwear and landed on endor. (Vader)

I am unarmed. Take your underwear. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete. (palpatine)

You underwear scum (officer)

In his underwear you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. (C3PO)

Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the underwear. (yoda)

Don't worry, my friend's down there. He'll have that underwear down in time. (lando)

Nevertheless, I am taking Captain Solo and his underwear. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. (Luke)

You have paid the price for your lack of underwear. (palpatine)

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking underwear (leia)

underwears do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses. (vader)


I don't know where you get your underwear, laser brain. (leia)

 

[mrhnau]

Your underwear lies with me Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true. (vader)

Sir, it's quite possible this underwear is not entirely stable (C3PO)

Occasionally maybe... when you aren't acting like underwear. underwear? underwear? I like the sound of that. (leia and solo)

Having trouble with your underwear? No, no problem. Why? (lando and solo)

Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from underwear. (C3PO)

Oh. They've encased him in underwear. He should be quite well protected. (C3PO)

I didn't ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's underwear... (C3PO)

You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your underwear. (Greedo)

Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost underwear. They came from... behind! (gold five) (ROFLOL!)

If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical reading of this underwear, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it. (tagge)

If underwear is all you love, then that's what you'll receive. (leia)

Commander, tear this underwear apart until you've found those plans! (vader)

And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden underwear... (Vader)

 

[Drac]

To attempt to add to what has already been posted would be a sin...They are ALL excellent..LOL

 

[mrhnau]

Dude, while laughing uncontrollably, I've also realized I have no chance of watching SW again w/out overanalyzing every single line LOL. I just stuck on ANH and its been ruined! argh!

 

[zDom]

Heretics! Blasphemers!

All true believers in The Force should come together and launch a Jedi Jihad! In our underpants!

Oh no... now you've got ME doing it.. grrrrr.

 

[CoryKS]

Luke: "I'm endangering the underpants. I shouldn't have come."