Has anyone thrown food, other than pie or cake, at someone? I've thrown a little bit of fried chicken meat at someone once. It was only the skin that had some meat to it- no bone. I thought it was funny how it stuck to the intended victim- who was a girl, so she naturally flipped out (I mean "girly" girl).
The best food to throw
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Canteloupes, or those smaller watermelons-instant knockout with spectacular splash!
Barring that, rotten apples are cool.....
Flinging Mashed Potatoes off your spoon! 
Shaderon
Master of Arts
Only ever thrown eggs, if they aren't cleaned off quickly they can really stick though and the smell..... eugh!
tsdclaflin
Green Belt
I didn't like vegatables as a child in a family of 7.
Any one ever throw food "under" the table. I used to, until it landed on my sister's lap and I got in trouble.
Any one ever throw food "under" the table. I used to, until it landed on my sister's lap and I got in trouble.
Shaderon
Master of Arts
I only ever threw food under the table when I had a dog to clean it up ... heehee
tradrockrat
2nd Black Belt
I hereby claim the title of undisputed king of the food fight. I have had kitchen destroying fights with four other siblings so many times I've lost count. I can sling the chicken (sounds dirtier than it is ), spoon the mashed potaoes across a crowded room and take out an eye, "shotgun" peas, feignt with the spilled glass of water to distract from the full on porkchop assault...
I could go on for hours.
lmao!
), spoon the mashed potaoes across a crowded room and take out an eye, "shotgun" peas, feignt with the spilled glass of water to distract from the full on porkchop assault... I could go on for hours.
lmao!
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I've almost got thrown out of a McDonald's once for throwing french fies. Unfortunately, I was a senior in high school, and away on a field trip with a club I was in. Imagine the phone call to my parents on that one!
Pizza Dough
Cookie Dough (* I prefer my Chocolate Chip recipe with brown sugar it is nice and moist *)
Pizza Cheese
Ice cream
of course all the table food as well
I have done Frosting from the squeeze tubes
lots of stuff when I worked in kitchens many years ago.
On a side note about the funniest thing I have ever thrown at someone was bundled money. I was counting and wrapping money from coin change machines and this one employee would not leave the office and was just being a total pest. Of course it was all in fun, so I grabbed the closest thing to throw (* 100 $1 bills *) and then grabbed another stack to throw. Her mouth was on the floor not becuase I had thrown something at her (* and told her to get out *), but becuase it was money. It was so funny I started to laugh but she wanted to cry, because she thought if I was throwing wrapped money at her, I must be serious. (* Just company policy not to have lots of people in the office while handling the money and the owner was due to stop by *) I explained that I was just being silly back at her, and threw what was handy not the money to get her upset or in trouble.
Cookie Dough (* I prefer my Chocolate Chip recipe with brown sugar it is nice and moist *)
Pizza Cheese
Ice cream
of course all the table food as well
I have done Frosting from the squeeze tubes
lots of stuff when I worked in kitchens many years ago.
On a side note about the funniest thing I have ever thrown at someone was bundled money. I was counting and wrapping money from coin change machines and this one employee would not leave the office and was just being a total pest. Of course it was all in fun, so I grabbed the closest thing to throw (* 100 $1 bills *) and then grabbed another stack to throw. Her mouth was on the floor not becuase I had thrown something at her (* and told her to get out *), but becuase it was money. It was so funny I started to laugh but she wanted to cry, because she thought if I was throwing wrapped money at her, I must be serious. (* Just company policy not to have lots of people in the office while handling the money and the owner was due to stop by *) I explained that I was just being silly back at her, and threw what was handy not the money to get her upset or in trouble.
I have actually been a part of formalized, Military sanctioned food fights! COMBAT DINING INs!!! Military tradition, don't ask.
Best for throwing, balled up white bread, dipped in water. Flies really well, hurts when it hits, and upon impact, it spreads out and leaves a BIG mess!!!
Best for throwing, balled up white bread, dipped in water. Flies really well, hurts when it hits, and upon impact, it spreads out and leaves a BIG mess!!!
Ronin Moose
Blue Belt
Flinging Mashed Potatoes off your spoon!
Better yet, baked beans, slung with just the right amount of torque, can be devastating!
-Garry :goop: :goop: :goop: :goop: :goop:
Cirdan
Senior Master
Eggs (rotten if you got them), shrimp, handfuls of peas, potatoes and peeled oranges. Glasses of milk are good for splashing an enemy at close range. I have also gotten into beer fights a few times :burp:
Depends on the situation. For a more stealthy sniper-like food fight, flicking individual peas or baked beans, but for M.A.D. a spoonful/handful of mashed potatoes will work nicely.
For self-defense the kiwano is the weapon of choice.
For self-defense the kiwano is the weapon of choice.
