Testosterone strikes!

[MA-Caver]

I was over at a friend's house today helping them clean up their garage (and house) in prepration for an out of town guest. The wife asked why is cleaning the garage so important, more so than the kid's/guest bathroom? Which will get it's due treatment by the way...
I told her simply that it's a "guy thing" don't try to understand it because she's obviously a woman.

Guys, help me out here, can someone more eloquently explain the reason for this? In terms that (maybe) a woman can understand. :uhyeah:


(hark! A collective sigh from all the males! With much shaking of the heads and hands over their eyes. )

 

[Simon Curran]

a)The guests need somewhere to park their car

b)How can you expect someone to show off their power tools in a messy garage?

 

[Lisa]

umm.. yeah... I can see clearly now... silly me for not understanding earlier

 

[Simon Curran]

umm.. yeah... I can see clearly now... silly me for not understanding earlier

Aha, the penny drops...

 

[pete]

The wife asked why is cleaning the garage so important, more so than the kid's/guest bathroom?

do people really clean bathrooms? i thought with all that water and flushing, it took care of itself....

 

[Goldendragon7]

The wife asked why is cleaning the garage so important, more so than the kid's/guest bathroom? Which will get it's due treatment by the way... I told her simply that it's a "guy thing" don't try to understand it because she's obviously a woman.

Guys, help me out here, can someone more eloquently explain the reason for this? In terms that (maybe) a woman can understand. :uhyeah:

Well heck;s....... this is where WE keep all our S***....... lol ... kinda like the bathroom for us guys. :ultracool

(how's that for eloquent?)

GD7

 

[Simon Curran]

Well heck;s....... this is where WE keep all our S***....... lol ... kinda like the bathroom for us guys. :ultracool

(how's that for eloquent?)

GD7

This is the truth sir, but we really don't need to tell the females where we hide our hair dryers...

 

[Cryozombie]

Uh,

Whats cleaning?

:idunno:

 

[Simon Curran]

Uh,

Whats cleaning?

:idunno:

It's that thing the wife does when there are no soap operas to watch on the idiot box...

 

[Goldendragon7]

This is the truth sir, but we really don't need to tell the females where we hide our hair dryers...

LOL, I was not thinking about my hair dryer but rather clip on fur seat cover and my shower massagers.......

Shhhhhhhhhssssshhhh :uhyeah:

 

[Simon Curran]

LOL, I was not thinking about my hair dryer but rather clip on fur seat cover and my shower massagers.......

Shhhhhhhhhssssshhhh :uhyeah:

Keep 'em under the spare tire, they'd never find 'em then

 

[Goldendragon7]

Keep 'em under the spare tire, they'd never find 'em then

hmmm I don't know..... they are pretty good ferrets.

 

[Chronuss]

Keep 'em under the spare tire, they'd never find 'em then

...glad you said it and not me...:uhoh:

*runs and looks for cover*

 

[Raewyn]

Uh,

Whats cleaning?

:idunno:

Its when you put your dirty towel in the wash and us woman clean it!!!!!!!

 

[Simon Curran]

hmmm I don't know..... they are pretty good ferrets.

I think that only applies when they are trying to figure out what they are getting for their birthdays sir...

 

[Simon Curran]

...glad you said it and not me...:uhoh:

*runs and looks for cover*

Hopefully I'm safe over here, I don't see The All Blacks coming over here any time soon since they don't play rugby in Denmark...

*also looking for cover*

 

[shesulsa]

Uh,

Whats cleaning?

:idunno:

It's what we women are too busy doing and too tired from the fumes from which give us headaches which make us unable to have sex with you.

 

[Lisa]

It's what we women are too busy doing and too tired from the fumes from which give us headaches which make us unable to have sex with you.

:rofl::rofl: Too funny and Too true!

 

[Cryozombie]

It's what we women are too busy doing and too tired from the fumes from which give us headaches which make us unable to have sex with you.

Yeah but No one cleans up after me OR has sex with me.

I must be doin somthing wrong

 

[Chronuss]

Yeah but No one cleans up after me OR has sex with me.

I must be doin somthing wrong

you usually need a female for the latter...well...for the former, too. :wink: