Some number jokes
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789.
Steve
Mostly Harmless
Never talk about 244 in a polite setting. It's two gross.
What did the mermaid wear to math class?
Her algae bra.
What did the mermaid wear to math class?
Her algae bra.
jobo
Grandmaster
no it's not two gross is 288
Steve
Mostly Harmless
Lol... You're right. But you get the idea.
donald1
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You know what is odd? Every other number.
I had a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were stacked against me.
How do you make seven an even number? Take off the s.
A woman goes to the doctor and says her husband wants to have intense s** all day every day and asks what she should give him. The doctor replies, my number.
4, 6, 8, and 9 were killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
I won a million dollars so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity .Now I have $999,999.75
I had a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were stacked against me.
How do you make seven an even number? Take off the s.
A woman goes to the doctor and says her husband wants to have intense s** all day every day and asks what she should give him. The doctor replies, my number.
4, 6, 8, and 9 were killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
I won a million dollars so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity .Now I have $999,999.75
Orion Nebula
Green Belt
In Chinese 5418814524 means "I'm your dad and you are my son".
5 - I, mine
4 - is, are
1 - you, your
88 - dad
24 - son
5 - I, mine
4 - is, are
1 - you, your
88 - dad
24 - son
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