Requirements For Having Names

[PhotonGuy]

There should be certain requirements for having certain names, actually I should use singular form not plural form in this case, there is a certain name that if anybody has the name they should have to meet the requirements for having the name. If they don't meet the requirements, if they don't meet the standards for the name than they shouldn't have it. If they do have this specific name than they should be required to meet certain standards, they should be required to act in a certain way and to conduct themselves appropriately if they've got the name.

 

[jezr74]

Officer?

 

[Hong Kong Pooey]

What do you mean exactly? That anyone named Alan should have to demonstrate a certain Alan-ness before He can claim to be an Alan?

 

[Rich Parsons]

There should be certain requirements for having certain names, actually I should use singular form not plural form in this case, there is a certain name that if anybody has the name they should have to meet the requirements for having the name. If they don't meet the requirements, if they don't meet the standards for the name than they shouldn't have it. If they do have this specific name than they should be required to meet certain standards, they should be required to act in a certain way and to conduct themselves appropriately if they've got the name.

So, My name is Richard Parsons. So I should not use the common nickname of Rich?

This post is confusing. I am not trying to be obtuse or insulting with my question and response here, yet can you clarify what the post is about?

 

[Cirdan]

I am nominating this for nutty post of the year along with samurai tiger cavalry and water walking trough chi.

 

[mook jong man]

What do you mean exactly? That anyone named Alan should have to demonstrate a certain Alan-ness before He can claim to be an Alan?

Since you mentioned Alan.

This is one of my favourite Alans.

[video=youtube_share;VokAbAfTfCc]http://youtu.be/VokAbAfTfCc[/video]

 

[donald1]

If you mean name change I've heard you can pay to change your name (i don't know about all places but some places seemingly expensive) don't know who to pay or how much but I think that's what you're referring to

 

[K-man]

In that case I reckon there a a few people about who should change their name to Dick. While they are about it I suppose it wouldn't hurt to change their surname as well. 'Cranium' is the one that readily springs to mind.

 

[elder999]

There should be certain requirements for having certain names, actually I should use singular form not plural form in this case, there is a certain name that if anybody has the name they should have to meet the requirements for having the name. If they don't meet the requirements, if they don't meet the standards for the name than they shouldn't have it. If they do have this specific name than they should be required to meet certain standards, they should be required to act in a certain way and to conduct themselves appropriately if they've got the name.

On my phone, dude, so....pancake bunny. ..:lfao:

 

[Hong Kong Pooey]

In that case I reckon there a a few people about who should change their name to Dick. While they are about it I suppose it wouldn't hurt to change their surname as well. 'Cranium' is the one that readily springs to mind.

There was an Irish politician in the 80s/90s called Dick Spring. Thank God he didn't have to justify his name...

 

[Xue Sheng]

There should be certain requirements for having certain names, actually I should use singular form not plural form in this case, there is a certain name that if anybody has the name they should have to meet the requirements for having the name. If they don't meet the requirements, if they don't meet the standards for the name than they shouldn't have it. If they do have this specific name than they should be required to meet certain standards, they should be required to act in a certain way and to conduct themselves appropriately if they've got the name.

 

[Touch Of Death]

What do you mean exactly? That anyone named Alan should have to demonstrate a certain Alan-ness before He can claim to be an Alan?

Seans are smart and can tell when people are impersonating them.

 

[Hong Kong Pooey]

I am nominating this for nutty post of the year along with samurai tiger cavalry and water walking trough chi.

I vote samurai tiger cavalry

 

[donald1]

Not the look... When you do something stupid or lack of doing something or even say some stupid you get the look...

I know I've been given the look several times, usually my mom, sometimes my instructor, sometimes at work every once and a while with my friends (proudly i can say it's been atleast 8 months not making dumb decisions )

But you know what would be a funny name "what"
What's your name?
What
Your name?
What...

 

[Tames D]

I've always wanted to change my name to Ben Dover.

 

[seasoned]

Sometimes my wife calls me - - - - - - -

 

[jks9199]

 

[Xue Sheng]

 

[Dirty Dog]

I think this may be the first two-hand facepalm-worthy thread ever....

 

[elder999]

I've always wanted to change my name to Ben Dover.

When I worked at the nuke, I'd amuse myself during outages by having the contractor HP techs make various pages:

Ben Dover, Ben Dover, meet Phil McCrackin at the south loading well....

Aschio-Phil Aschio, please call Connie Lengus, she has your lunch.

:lfao:

OF course, when she caught on, she wouldn't do anymore of those pages-which was especially funny when she refused to page Harry Chestnuts.....

Harry was an I&C tech.....and a real nice guy, though his parents must have hated him, or something....:lfao: