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Gordon Nore

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Off the top of my head... and this is only good for March 2nd.

The Supreme Court is hearing oral arguments on McDonald v. Chicago, and I don't feel I should be alone tonight.

It could work.
 

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I think craziest one I've ever heard is

"i wanna ravage you like a war torn nation!"

some people are weird.......
 

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No... I'm not married, honest. :angel:
 

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Pick up lines? Okay, uh, let's see...

"Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from heaven...." (Groan, walk away).

"Are you from the council?" "Why?" "Cause you got 'fine' written all over you..." (Pained look, walk away)

"So, should I call you for breakfast, or just nudge you....?" (Drink in face, turn and leave).

"My face is leaving in 5 minutes, want to be on it?" (Slap in face, turn sharply and leave, taking all friends with her).

"Hey, this drink tastes funny, I think it has Rohypnol in it.... can you taste it for me?" (Knee in groin, club security called).

Hmm, come to think of it, they're not so good....
 

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You, me, and a stick of butter...
:)

I've never been good with pick up lines.
When I met the woman who would become my wife, I opted to just have conversation as much as possible.
 

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No pick up lines ever worked for me. When I first met my wife, I passed her a drawing I did of us walking along the beach.
 

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Never used one. This works pretty well though.

Position yourself strategically and try not to act like a weirdo.
Conversation ensues.
???
Profit.
 

Xue Sheng

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I never used them but I hear one today in a David Lee Roth Song

“I’m new in town…do you think I could get directions to your place”

I also read an article (humorous) several years ago that was discussing on how to pick up intelligent women and they had pickup lines in it

“Wow you really have intelligent and self-sufficient looking legs”

“what a beautiful forehead, I bet you got a great brain in there”
 

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I never used them but I hear one today in a David Lee Roth Song

“I’m new in town…do you think I could get directions to your place”

I also read an article (humorous) several years ago that was discussing on how to pick up intelligent women and they had pickup lines in it

“Wow you really have intelligent and self-sufficient looking legs”

“what a beautiful forehead, I bet you got a great brain in there”

:lfao:

Those are dorky enough they might actually work... on another dork.
 

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1) Did you fart, cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents mental?​
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.​
I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?​
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?​
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,​
but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,​
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,​
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,​
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.​
oh and one for the road....​
My Face is leavin, you wanna ride?​
 

xJOHNx

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"Nice rack"

Most of the times, I just blurt something out. And conversation started.
My last girlfriend I met because of a joke.

The one before because she said she was tougher than me.

Weird.
 

CoryKS

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I think I just discovered the secret of my success.

Y'all are setting the bar reaaally low.
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