New flight attendants

[Zepp]

Sent to me by e-mail:

Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin'
strippers. What the hell? The attendants have gotten
old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food
anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple
the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere"
going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. And, of course, every
heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings
would come to a screeching halt and the airline
industry would see record revenue.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[kid]

That would be ok with me, considering that I am going to school to be a pilot. And no, they won't be too much of a distraction for me, we train under these distractions. lol


Mark