Last day of work

[Xequat]

I'm quitting my job at the airport on the busiest day of the year. My last day will be on Sunday, November 27. Any ideas for what I can pull off?

 

[Solidman82]

There isn't a whole lot you can pull off in an airport is there?

 

[Xequat]

I'm sure there is; I just can't think of anything right now. My bosses have offices that I could do things to, for example. It doesn't have to be illegal, and what's the worst that could happen? I get fired on my last day...I can live with that if it's funny enough.

 

[terryl965]

Remember due unto others the way you would want things done to you. If it is funny without harming anybody good for you.
Terry

 

[Solidman82]

But it is an airport, the security doesn't take too well to practical jokes there in my experiences.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

outside of switching restroom signs around, I'm not sure what would be 'safe' to do.

 

[Kenpobldr]

Try getting a live turkey and let it run loose.

 

[Makalakumu]

Dude, this could very well end up in News of the Weird.

 

[michaeledward]

I recommend you be grateful for the time you had at the job, and that you show respect for those who worked with you.

 

[Gary Crawford]

Try something like this! http://www.break.com/articles/iquit.html

 

[Solidman82]

Those guys acted like morons. I hope when I quit a crappy job I can think of something more creative than that. I also hope my cameraman is a little steadier.

 

[arnisador]

Switch in unsalted peanuts for the regular ones.

 

[MA-Caver]

Do whatever strikes your fancy... but whenever you fill out another application or redux your resume... DON'T include the time put in...
They're not SUPPOSED to tell about how bad you were but I'll be damned if they don't.
One company I got "fired" from I worked for three hard (really hard) years and some B.S. got me fired... whatever! I tried and tried to use them as work history... and nada, ziltch, nuthin... left them off... got a job...

problem is couldn't prove it... still

It might be funny now and funny later if you don't plan to use them as a reference...

Also remember this... in these days of Post 9-11 you can bet your *** that video cameras are a LOT more popular in airports... so they'll catch ya...

 

[The Kai]

DipStick, set yourself on fire!

 

[mrhnau]

Might want to remember that these are the guys who could give you references in the future too... don't do anything too harsh!
MrH

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

I say put super glue on the bosses doorknob.

 

[TimoS]

Here's one example of what you could do

 

[Xequat]

Geez, I've already put in my notice and I don't want to do anything extreme. I don't want to steal a plane or anything, I'm thinking more along the lines of what TimoS just posted. It wasn't that bad of a job...I've been there for ten years and I don't want to make enemies.

 

[arnisador]

I say put super glue on the bosses doorknob.

Or his toilet seat.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

or in the jaws of his stapler