I sang to my brother because thats how I roll.

[Sam]

> Pick the month you were born:
>
> January--I kicked
> February--I loved
> March--I smoked
> April--I dry humped
> May--I choked on
> June--I murdered
> July--I did the macarena with
> August--I had lunch with
> September--I danced with
> October--I sang to
> November--I yelled at
> December--I ran over
>
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
>
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a Mexican
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my cell phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your Mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19-------myself
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an ipod
> 29-------a permanent marker
> 30-------a llama
> 31-------A homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White------because I'm cool like that
> Black------- because that's how I roll.
> Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green------Because I hate myself.
> Purple------Because I'm cool.
> Gray--------Because I was drunk
> Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000
> dollars
> Orange----Because I hate my family.
> Brown-----Because I was high.
> Other-------Because I'm a ninja.
> none------Because I cant control myself

ok, what did you do?

 

[Lisa]

I loved your mom because I was drunk!

:lfao:

 

[shesulsa]

I yelled at my sister because that's how I roll.

 

[Raewyn]

I had lunch with a goat because I am cool

 

[Flying Crane]

I dry-humped a ninja in a bout of drunken mayhem

 

[MA-Caver]

I ran over Chuck Norris because the voices told me to.

Forgive me Chuck! Forgive me Norris' fans.





Fortunately his beard saved him.


(Very Cool and Original Game Sam!)

 

[Paul B]

I yelled at my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.:moon: See?

 

[BrandiJo]

i had lunch with a phone because im sexy and do what i want

 

[bydand]

I dry-humped a ninja in a bout of drunken mayhem

OMG! Nobody is going to beat that. Too funny.

As for me: I danced with a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and do what I want.

 

[terryl965]

I kick My cell phone because I'm sexy and I'll do what I want.
Terry

 

[Jade Tigress]

I loved a noodle because that's how I roll. :shrug:

 

[Kacey]

Sadly.... I dry-humped Chuck Norris because I'm cool like that... some days these combinations can really work against you - I have to run now before Chuck catches up with me!

 

[Jenna]

Hey Sam, this is great but I'm worried my recurrent dreams are leaking out into the real world now, hmmmm, LOL ....

I had lunch with a Mexican because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Yr most obdt hmble srvt,
Jenna

 

[Henderson]

:lfao:

I dry humped a pickle because I can't control myslef.

:lfao:

 

[ed-swckf]

I loved a monster because the voices told me to.

I've a feeling i should have lied to make it sound funnier.

 

[ed-swckf]

:lfao:

I dry humped a pickle because I can't control myslef.

:lfao:

I'm sure its happened to everyone!

 

[Swordlady]

Okay, Sam...I'm going to stop being a spoilsport and play along:

I dry humped a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Oh my... :xtrmshock

 

[Ping898]

"I ran over a pickle because I was drunk"

But I was only drunk cause I can't find my othe pjs!

 

[bluemtn]

I kicked my neighbor because I'm cool like that!

ok- not as funny as the others, but still funny!

 

[Carol]

I sang to a birdbath because I'm sexy and I do what I want :roflmao: