Chronuss
Senior Master
How to speak about men and be Politically Correct:
How to speak about women and be Politically Correct:
- He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
- He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
- He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
- He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
- He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
- He does not act like a TOTAL *** - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
- He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED
- He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY
- He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
- He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC VISION
How to speak about women and be Politically Correct:
- She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
- She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
- She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
- She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
- She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
- She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION
- She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
- She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
- She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
- She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
- She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
- She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
- She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
- She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
