"He is the dumbest robber ever known to mankind!"

[Bill Mattocks]

Probably not, but he's right up there, I'd say:

http://www.montrealgazette.com/spor...pede+bound+robber+arrested/3278881/story.html

Police in Kelowna, B.C., on Tuesday evening arrested a man who allegedly stole a pickup truck, guns, western clothing and a dog earlier in the day from a home in Summerland, a 45-minute drive south.
Victim Dereld Cahley said the man, who police told him is in his early 20s, was arrested near the city’s RCMP detachment after the dog and its crate slid out the back of the truck, a scene witnessed by a bylaw officer, who ran the truck’s licence plate, determined the vehicle was stolen, and alerted Mounties.
“He the dumbest robber ever known to mankind,” Cahley said. “I think the man is mentally detached.”

Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/spor...ber+arrested/3278881/story.html#ixzz0trN6Zh40
​

 

[Sukerkin]

Regardless of the robbers mental acuity, Spud, the stolen dog, looks like a fabulous wuffit .

 

[Flea]

Border collies rawk!!

Nuff said. :uhyeah:

 

[MA-Caver]

They, (dumb criminals and stoopid people in general) walk among us