Great Ape, Guardian and Master, I hereby Summon You!

[Edmund BlackAdder]

Great Ape, Guardian and Master, I hereby Summon You!

Master of the spelling error, Guardian of the sacred ramble, keeper of the explosive keyboard diahrea, burner of the black candle, and cross trainer of the cross my fart bras, I call upon you to appear!

Your legend and ego are well known. By your tape library you are known. By the names you drop, by the threads you rape, by the hair and teeth we gnash while attempting to translate your keyboard droppings into something resembling human communications. I demand you make your precence known!

The ghosts of Lee, Presas, Funaki, Bronner and more cry for you to cease your unending dropping of their names and impersonation of their styles. Those still among the living laugh at you behind your back, or to your electronic face. Red of the neck, trash of the trailer, digested remains of yesterdays dinner, you are the living embodyment of all that is morbidly humerous in the arts this day.

Appear before me, so that I may cast you out, wretched demon!

The Council of SokeDokes and Respected Dudes demands your head!

Appear Demon!

Enroll thyself in thine local community college remedial language course!

Learn to communicate and evolve you poor primate, evolve into a higher plane of existance!

Clean youself and purify, safe from the sin of those questionable hookups!

Begone! Evil! Vicious! Illiterate! Demon! Spawn! From! Heeeellll!

Come now, into the Bright!

Can I get an "Ahem!" from the congregation!

Hellalulu!






(All typos, errors and such intentional. Poor humor moreso.)

 

[green meanie]

:rofl:

 

[Xue Sheng]

Do you mean Great ape or Grape ape????

http://members.shaw.ca/gorillagallery/myweb2/grape_ape.htm

Sorry, I think I watched too many cartoons when I was young.

 

[Touch Of Death]

You raaaaaannnnng.

 

[shesulsa]

Edmund, are you attempting to invite another MT member here to debate you on factual occurrances or to attack said member and bust his hypothetical chops?

If it is the latter, I suggest you read up on our policies PDQ.

 

[tshadowchaser]

Perhaps this should be in the relogious/spiritual area if this is indeed an invocation (summoning)

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

Perhaps this should be in the relogious/spiritual area if this is indeed an invocation (summoning)

I think that's a not good idea.

 

[shesulsa]

Perhaps this should be in the relogious/spiritual area if this is indeed an invocation (summoning)

*Sprinkles salt around her and lights candles*

I really don't think you wanna be doin' that there.

 

[Edmund BlackAdder]

Edmund, are you attempting to invite another MT member here to debate you on factual occurrances or to attack said member and bust his hypothetical chops?

If it is the latter, I suggest you read up on our policies PDQ.

" invite another MT member here to debate you"

 

[Edmund BlackAdder]

*Sprinkles salt around her and lights candles*

I really don't think you wanna be doin' that there.

Will have to pass on that......I'm feeling a little gassy, and lit candles and gas can result in Flames. And Flames are bad, unless your name is Johnny.

 

[Edmund BlackAdder]

Do you mean Great ape or Grape ape????

http://members.shaw.ca/gorillagallery/myweb2/grape_ape.htm

Sorry, I think I watched too many cartoons when I was young.

I love Grape Ape. A very cunning linguist, he was a master of many tongues. His keen intellect would serve us well here.

 

[bluemtn]

He was hillarious! I LOVED that cartoon. By the way, it's not me your calling out, is it? Just joking (I think).

 

[Carol]

He was hillarious! I LOVED that cartoon. By the way, it's not me your calling out, is it? Just joking (I think).

Definitely not you, TKDGirl

 

[Don Roley]

Well, I think something has to be done about the summoned member. He has been a disruption on the lines of Bruce Calkins. Those of us that remember Bruce can recall how we lost some good people who saw that there was nothing to be done about someone with no honor and less skill and intelligence trying to take over an entire message board.

I do not want to see that happen again. Better to get things out in the open and deal with the problem.

Has anyone contacted him to let him know what is going on here?

 

[shesulsa]

Has anyone contacted him to let him know what is going on here?

That is up to the originator of the thread.

 

[Kembudo-Kai Kempoka]

Aside from the concerns raised by the thread...Mr. Blackadder, your humor reads as one who has read the Keys of Enoch in one hand, and Hitchhikers Guide in the other. Well done.

Dave

 

[crushing]

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[Don Roley]

That is up to the originator of the thread.

Well either Blackadder did not tell Monkey, or Monkey is too scared to try to prove anything. Which is the problem we had with Bruce Calkins. He knew things were being discussed in this section and he posted like mad in every section of martialtalk he could while avoiding answering the questions posed here.

And with a little digging, anyone can see just how much honor Bruce ended up displaying.

Monkey looks more and more like him every post. Very little skill, almost no knowledge of what he is talking about and a pressing desire to try to impress others- probably due to a realization that he can't get admiration through his own skills.

I wonder if a lot of FMA and JKD guys are going to bail on martialtalk before Monkey goes as far as Bruce did. I do not like that idea at all. I would much rather things get settled here once and for all.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

It is my hope that the overall quality of monkey's posts and the general consensus that he may not have the answers he claims to have will not lead any serious member to leave the board.

Runon sentance brought to you by too much coffee.

 

[Makalakumu]

Runon sentance brought to you by too much coffee.

:caffeine:

You can never have too much...

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34778

Anyone look at these vids?