Firearms Refresher Course

pstarr

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:mp5: FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt- The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7." Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.
15. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have; don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. " .. A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

 

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I would like to add the following 10 Gun Saftey Rules:

1: Always Keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy or Communist.
2: Dumb Children may get ahold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
3: No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
4: If guns make you nervous, Drink a bottle of Whiskey before heading to the range.
5: When unholstering your weapon, it is customary to say "excuse me while I whip this out"
6: Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot soimthing or are feeling generally angry.
7: If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone do that for you.
8: Never Use your gun to pistol whip someone, that could mar the finish.
9: No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do NOT run around yelling "I have a Gun! I have A Gun!"
10: Most Important rule of gun saftey: Never Piss me off.
 
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I live near Omaha, NE. where a young college co-ed recently went missing. A search of her boyfriend's house revealed bloodstains all over one room (including the ceiling) which he'd tried to clean up...and two "Thai Combat Swords" - whatever those are - which were also covered with blood. I've been waiting for some city official to suggest registering (?!) or banning all swords in the county.

It's this kind of thing that really hurts us.
 

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Here in Florida, we just had a guy last week decapetate his wife and kill his son with a Samurai Sword. A couple years ago a guy did the same thing to his girlfriend with a Samurai Sword. I'm thinking the sword isn't really a weapon of choice, but with all the cheapo Flea Market quality displays around, its more of a weapon of convenience. I'm sure there are many more crimes involving butcher knives that don't get the press that a sword does.
 

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That list reminded me of something an instructor once told a class I was in: "I teach that when you have to shoot at a person, to shoot at the largest area. It is not my fault that God decided to keep all the important organs there as well." I almost wet myself laughing and still chuckle about it 25 years later.
 

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bydand said:
"I teach that when you have to shoot at a person, to shoot at the largest area. It is not my fault that God decided to keep all the important organs there as well."
LOL, I like that! :D
 

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