Finally...A Blonde GUY Joke

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.

 

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haha that's great. I needed a good laugh before I head out to a 7:30am lab.
 

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That was very funny, thhose blondes no matter what sex are funny.

Terry
 

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Love it, SLTL!! That's so funny - I love to hear blonde jokes that are worked around to either gender (principle, you know).
 

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I am a blonde guy and even I thought it was funny. :rofl:









Now its war.....:armed:
 

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Sil Lum TigerLady said:
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.



And then the Hungry Brunette came over and had a very Nice Meal of Corn Beef, Burritos and Balogna ;) :D
 

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Gemini said:
I am a blonde guy and even I thought it was funny. :rofl:
Ahhh... it's all beginning to make sense! :boing1:

SLTL great joke! :rofl:
 
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Xequat said:
I'm a blonde guy and I don't get it.

Ok. That comment just made me spit tea out my nose! :rofl:
 

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mj-hi-yah said:
Ahhh... it's all beginning to make sense! :boing1:
That's IT! One at a time or both at once. Makes no differnece to me...

Comedy cafe. Noon. Tomorrow. :ninja:


'luss yer skeered.
 

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Gemini said:
That's IT! One at a time or both at once. Makes no differnece to me...

Comedy cafe. Noon. Tomorrow. :ninja:


'luss yer skeered.
:uhyeah: but just so we're clear... that's when the big hand and the little hand are both on the 12... K?
 

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mj-hi-yah said:
:uhyeah: but just so we're clear... that's when the big hand and the little hand are both on the 12... K?
Uh huh. keep it up, comedian. ur times a comin'....
 

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mj-hi-yah said:
:uhyeah: but just so we're clear... that's when the big hand and the little hand are both on the 12... K?
:roflmao:
Gemini said:
Uh huh. keep it up, comedian. ur times a comin'....
Uh oh--better put on extra sparring gear & get ready, MJ! :ultracool :knight: :2pistols: :duel: :ninja: :armed: :samurai:

;)
 

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Gin-Gin said:
:roflmao:Uh oh--better put on extra sparring gear & get ready, MJ! :ultracool :knight: :2pistols: :duel: :ninja: :armed: :samurai:

;)
I don't need no stinkin' sparring gear :lol: and luckily the comedy cafe is round!:D:

How do you confuse a blond?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

How does he confuse you back?
He comes out and says he did.
 

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