Eat Naked and Lose Weight

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Weight loss information is often useless and downright silly. Such things as fidgeting or tapping a pencil to burn a few calories, you know?

Here is yet another gem: eat naked because you will be self-disgusted and eat less.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2008/09/08/hnaked108.xml

I was so inspired to come up with a creative way to lose weight after reading the above: sit on a bed of nails while eating. You will squirm too much to finish your meal.
 

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Thanks Lynne - sometimes the ridiculous is just what is needed to lighten the day.

Mind you, if eating naked with the rather lovely lass with the apple pictured in the paper, I suspect that my dinner would be the last thing on my mind and, et voila, a successful slimming aid is created :lol:.
 

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Weight loss information is often useless and downright silly. Such things as fidgeting or tapping a pencil to burn a few calories, you know?

Here is yet another gem: eat naked because you will be self-disgusted and eat less.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2008/09/08/hnaked108.xml

I was so inspired to come up with a creative way to lose weight after reading the above: sit on a bed of nails while eating. You will squirm too much to finish your meal.

What about sitting naked on a bed of nails????
 

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I had some thoughts, comments and one liners on this...



think I'll pass on posting those. :lol:
 
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Thanks Lynne - sometimes the ridiculous is just what is needed to lighten the day.

Mind you, if eating naked with the rather lovely lass with the apple pictured in the paper, I suspect that my dinner would be the last thing on my mind and, et voila, a successful slimming aid is created :lol:.
That apple is a metaphor for Satan! :) You'd eat more later. Gotta keep up the strength.
 

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This would make the family dinner an uncomfortable experience...esp. if Grandma was over to visit.
 

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No...really Dr. I sat on it while eating!!!

I'm wondering how much this study cost us to find out that pearl of wisdom?

I really don't wanna know..It will just upset me....
 

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Do naturists then have to eat clothed?
 

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This is a great idea...

If I eat Naked, all the women eating with me will lose weight because they will be too busy drooling to consume any food.

I'm huge. In Japan.

:p

Yeah. I went there.
 

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This is a great idea...

If I eat Naked, all the women eating with me will lose weight because they will be too busy drooling to consume any food.

I'm huge. In Japan.

:p

Yeah. I went there.

drool != vomit

Just sayin'.

:angel:
 
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She is a hot looking dish with that apple in her hand...I will confess that eating food would not be what I would be wanting to do...hmmm...maybe the reason for the weight loss? A lady that beautiful...I do not see how she would be self disgusted. This thread definitely has some good humor with it which hopefully will brighten someone's day.
 

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