Flatlander
Grandmaster
A policeman pulls a car over for speeding, and the officer walks up to the driver's window.
"May I see your driver's license please, sir."
"Actually officer, its been suspended since my DUI"
"Really. May I see the registration, please."
"Actually officer, the car is stolen, so I don't have that either."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, uh, when I put my gun in the glove box, I noticed the registration wasn't in there."
"You have a gun in the glove box sir?'
"Yes, when I stole the car, I shot the owner with it."
"You shot the owner?"
"Yes sir, he's dead. I put him in the trunk."
Well, at this point the officer calls for backup, and quite soon, many police cars converge on the scene with lights flashing. The supervisor gets a quick debrief from the officer on scene, and proceeds to the driver's window.
"May I have your license sir?" The driver hands him his valid driver's license. "May I see the registration please?" The driver hands him the valid registration. "What's in the glove box sir?" The driver opens the glove box, and, its empty.
"May I have a look in the trunk sir?" The driver gets out of the car and pops the trunk. Its empty.
"Waht the hell is going on here?" exclaims the seargent. "This officer told me that you've been driving without a license in a car which you had stolen from someone that you killed and put in the trunk!"
"What!!??" exclaims the driver. "That lying, good for nothing SOB! Well I suppose he told you I was speeding too!"
"May I see your driver's license please, sir."
"Actually officer, its been suspended since my DUI"
"Really. May I see the registration, please."
"Actually officer, the car is stolen, so I don't have that either."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, uh, when I put my gun in the glove box, I noticed the registration wasn't in there."
"You have a gun in the glove box sir?'
"Yes, when I stole the car, I shot the owner with it."
"You shot the owner?"
"Yes sir, he's dead. I put him in the trunk."
Well, at this point the officer calls for backup, and quite soon, many police cars converge on the scene with lights flashing. The supervisor gets a quick debrief from the officer on scene, and proceeds to the driver's window.
"May I have your license sir?" The driver hands him his valid driver's license. "May I see the registration please?" The driver hands him the valid registration. "What's in the glove box sir?" The driver opens the glove box, and, its empty.
"May I have a look in the trunk sir?" The driver gets out of the car and pops the trunk. Its empty.
"Waht the hell is going on here?" exclaims the seargent. "This officer told me that you've been driving without a license in a car which you had stolen from someone that you killed and put in the trunk!"
"What!!??" exclaims the driver. "That lying, good for nothing SOB! Well I suppose he told you I was speeding too!"